When I eat pears my ears itch

[Atheus]

seriously


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[matas]

lulz

 

[Jeff7]

When I read threads like this, my brain itches.

 

[venkman]

do you want us to solve your dilemma for you?

my suggestion would be to stop eating pears or chop of your ears.

Either way is fine.

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

When I eat certain types of cherries my toungue and ears will itch.

 

[moshquerade]

parrot tea.

 

[lokiju]

It's probably the coating thats put on fruits like pears and apples.

Most grocery stores sell special solutions to thoroughly remove it.

I tend to have a itchy throat after eating apples unless I use that stuff.