When/how did your parents give you "The Talk"??

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Electric Amish

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...or maybe they didn't??

I'll NEVER forget mine.

I was 16-17, something like that. The time my dad decides to describe sex just happens to be during the PREMIER episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation!! DOH!!!

Luckily he left the TV on, so I just nodded a lot and said "uh-huh" until he was done. :)

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StormRider

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I'm 37 years old and my father still hasn't given me the talk. I don't want him to either.
 
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BearX00

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My parents never really gave me the talk, basically if i was going out on a date back in HS, my mom would say
"behave yourself and dont do anyhting stupid."
Guess it worked cuz i was a virin until i just turned 20. still dating that girl at 21 now.
although now my mom asks me if she is on the pill, that was kinda weird
 
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i never got the talk also... but my friend in middle school got a little more than the talk.
his dad popped in a porn & told him to watch & learn, and that was all that was said:Q
 
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Electric Amish

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Porno videos and porno mags are EXCELLENT ways to learn technique...as long as you READ the porno mags. ;)

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<< Porno videos and porno mags are EXCELLENT ways to learn >>


Thats how I recieved 'the talk', Dad popped a video in and said 'this is how it works', Mum was mortified, and I kept my thoughts to myself. I think I was about 12 or so.
 
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Spamela

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i never had the talk. my parents left a set of books around the house that explained everything, although they were apparently too embarrassed to even tell us to look in the books.
 
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Rickten

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personally I never had the talk with my parents, but my friend told me about how his mom rented some instructional video from blockbuster, the kind you would see in health class in High School and he was forced to watch that. You know the one with the diagrams and corny kid actors.
 
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Scrapster

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My parents have never talked about sex in front of me. The closest thing to it, my dad told me not to masturbate.
 
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Elita1

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They gave me a book and I read it. And then I understood all those dirty elementary school jokes that were told around the playground.:disgust::)
 
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I was 17, and about to go to college. My dad gave me &quot;the talk&quot; and a pack of condoms. The weird thing I already knew all that, and had a pack in my drawer.
 
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Total Refected Power

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My mother had these young adult &quot;health&quot; books that she left around for me. I read those things feverishly! They were actually pretty good and it got my parents off the hook I guess. Also, I had two much older brothers and there was little mystery. Hell, one summer when I was 10 I saw my brothers girlfriend naked and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom. This all happened of course while my Mom was at Sears shopping.

MOMS have no clue what goes on during those trips to the mall. ;)
 
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StormRider

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Thats how I recieved 'the talk', Dad popped a video in and said 'this is how it works', Mum was mortified, and I kept my thoughts to myself. I think I was about 12 or so.

I'm afraid to ask but...what kind of porno? What was the plot? Was it hard core? I'd think I would be mortified too! :)
 
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zippy

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Same thing as the good guy. I was pissed off though because it was during a Bulls vs. Suns game (my two favorite teams at the time- bulls were the favorite by far...but the #2 was Suns).

My dad sat to my left, my mom to my right, and they had this little book about sex. It had these non-pornographic drawings and explained what happens. The pic where they are having sex (to make the woman pregnant) was funny- it was a picture of a man and a woman kinda lying next to each other but facing each other and very close together and the guy was in there...but they were facing each other. WTF. It was a bad representation. Although, it is a book meant for a little kids, so no need to get into too terribly much detail, it's inevitable that you learn more about that kinda stuff as you grow up so no need to hear it from your parents age 7 or 8.
 
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