When gibberish attacks

[jjones]

Got to love some of these e-mails I get.

iam very happy to get in touch with you now for i want to come tahiti very soon and i know true yr contact now iam safe so you can send to me thruogy my email box thankssnr pastor samuelsamuel

Now wtf am I supposed to make of that?

 

[Platypus]

I think he wants pics

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Platypus
I think he wants pics

in assless chaps, pics of the OP in assless chaps

that is the message

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: jjones
Got to love some of these e-mails I get.

iam very happy to get in touch with you now for i want to come tahiti very soon and i know true yr contact now iam safe so you can send to me thruogy my email box thankssnr pastor samuelsamuel

Now wtf am I supposed to make of that?

He is a pastor with the same first and last name, and he has no communicable diseases and wants to touch you in Tahiti?

Sounds like a vacation to remember. Or forget, depending on how drunk you get.

 

[Anubis]

you mark it as junk and move on

 

[MyThirdEye]

I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[Engraver]

Here's an e-mail I got in regards to a machine I'm selling.

hi ,my name is giovanni and am looking for a engraver, i want to start my own bussines (trophy shop).
Can you send me more information about the xenetech 12x24, this engraver have the viper control? or have de old one and wath kind of software include

thanks for you time, very interesting to buy

This person is a full grown adult as far as I can tell.