When getting pulled over by cops .... Here's a no brainer, if you're listening to rap music, turn that #@% off!

[Pretender]

The chris rock show is hilarious.

 

[yakko]

yes he is funny.

 

[compuwiz1]

<< turn that #@% off! >>



You should do that anyway......it sucks! :Q

 

[Regine]

LOL, Compuwiz, I was just gonna say that - you beat me to it!!

 

[Windogg]

Advice #2: Pull your pants up too!!!


Windogg

 

[compuwiz1]

Yeah, what's up with dat? Did those people forget their belts?
Pants down almost below their butt cheeks. LOL

 

[prodigy]

Sometimes you don't wipe too well, and you have to let it air out. :Q

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

Don't wipe too well eh... Never had that problem myself, freak

 

[ZeroBurn]

if you can't wipe your own ass you probably have bigger problems to worry about then just a ticket

 

[yakko]

If you can't wipe your own ass that is probably why you are getting a ticket.

 

[ZeroBurn]

now that's one law i haven't heard of, what kind of screwed up county is that in ?!

 

[AndrewR]

It's a public health issue, ZeroBurn!

 

[ArMs]

Chances are, if you get pulled, it's already too loud and they'll ticket you for it anyway, in addition to the reason they originally pulled you over (if it wasn't because you were violating the sound/noise ordinance).

 

[KidViciou$]

chris rock speaks true words of widom

i would probably turn it down so i could hear what the officer is saying

 

[bigvince]

here's good onr that everybody should listen to:



If your women is angry LEAVE HER AT HOME, cause she will say anything to see you get your ass kicked! *he got weed! he got weed!*

 

My favorite was from a month or so ago:

&quot;The new Jay-Z movie opens in Times Square on Thursday. Movie times are 7:20, 9:30 and 11:00. Stabbings will be at 7:40, 9:45 and 11:15.&quot;

 

[Chef0083]

Fav Chris Rock Quote:



<< Everybody wants to blame it on the movies, blame it on the music. Whatever happend to crazy? >>



Hhehehe

 

[Pretender]

<< Now lets say I wanted to kill you

'no, lets not say that'

Ok, lets say I wanted to kill someone who could be mistaken for you in a dark alley, we'll call him Chris Brock. How do we know that it wasn't the cereal I ate that made me want to kill him? >>

 

[Engine]

&quot;Young black men: If you're in a movie theatre, and someone accidentally steps on your shoe, let it go.
It's not worth 30 years in the pokey because someone scuffed your Pumas.

And remember. No matter what that stripper says.... &quot;