When fantasizing about finding/winning a big pile of money...

[IronWing]

...I always think about how much will have to go to taxes and then up the amount found/won so I end up with the amount first dreamt of. Discuss.

 

[Canun]

I work for a tax company, I do the same thing, or adjust the daydream... Kinda sad really.

 

[TheNinja]

when I think of winning a huge amount of money I always think "well half of that is going to taxes, so really I'd only have like 20 mil"

 

[Toonces]

Canadians are not taxed on lottery winnings... so no.

 

[axelfox]

When people ask me how I sleep at night, I tell them "On a big pile of cold, hard cash."

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: ironwing
...I always think about how much will have to go to taxes and then up the amount found/won so I end up with the amount first dreamt of. Discuss.

ditto

 

[her209]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do sh*t.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: UNESC0
Canadians are not taxed on lottery winnings... so no.

LOL

My first thought is always the Tax..than its

"Oh Im canadian!"

And I go back to my original daydream =D

 

[Slew Foot]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: UNESC0
Canadians are not taxed on lottery winnings... so no.

LOL

My first thought is always the Tax..than its

"Oh Im canadian!"

And I go back to my original daydream =D

Congratulations! Youve just one 10 million dollars in the Candian lottery! All you have to do is answer this simple question, 9+2*7=?

And then you get the question wrong

 

[ntdz]

Originally posted by: her209
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do sh*t.

Awesome.

 

[trmiv]

I always think of the many ways I'd tell my boss to kiss my ass.

 

[Chaotic42]

I'd buy a house Caddo Lake in Louisiana and bass fish my days away in peace.

 

[pennylane]

I'd buy a bidet.