When did Brookstone start selling vibrators???

[NinjaTech]

Since I was a kid I have always loved going to Brookstone because of all the neat inventions and really cool stuff you can find in there. However, when I went in there last night I was shocked to find that they now sell at least 3 different types of vibrators packaged as personal massagers. Not only that but they come in two different colors blue and pink!

Is nothing sacred? Does RadioShack or Best Buy sell them now too??? D:

~NT

 

[NetWareHead]

Were they studded vibrators? Or just plain smooth ones. Pics may be helpful

 

[NinjaTech]

Pics to follow when I get home from work.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Are they water proof to a hundred feet? Are they shock resistant?

 

[slayer202]

http://www.brookstone.com/buzz-mini-personal-massager.html?his=2%7E46337%7E2%7Eroot_category%40kwd%7Evibrator&bkiid=searchResults|C4CategoryProdList1FDT|8148993

 

[AndroidVageta]

Woooooooooow...this is some real shit! Who has EVER used a "personal massager" for something other than rubbing the clit?

 

[techs]

Bah. You probably see a penis in this picture:
NSFW
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:...7/GreenBandit642/littlemermaidmessage.jpg&t=1

 

[rcpratt]

Me and my girlfriend in high school totally bought her one of those from Brookstone for that very purpose.

 

[mmntech]

Sanrio has been doing this for years. Check out the Hello Kitty "Shoulder Massager".
http://www.jbox.com/PRODUCT/KTV001

 

[Bignate603]

Sanrio has been doing this for years. Check out the Hello Kitty "Shoulder Massager".
http://www.jbox.com/PRODUCT/KTV001

Who would want to get off on hello kitty?

 

[Bl0cks]

I don't know about Brookstone (never been to one) but I always see this in the Newegg newsletter.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...-012-_-Product

 

[Rubycon]

LOL those are not vibrators.

 

[Tristicus]

LOL those are not vibrators.

Not powerful enough for ya, eh? :awe:

 

[sdifox]

LOL those are not vibrators.

this?

 

[Rubycon]

That's quite dangerous if not implemented correctly. There's people that do it right but discussing this further is really very very NSFW.

this?

 

[sdifox]

That's quite dangerous if not implemented correctly. There's people that do it right but discussing this further is really very very NSFW.

this one allows 360 degree rotation of the blade

http://www.amazon.com/Milwaukee-652...ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1283119336&sr=8-2

 

[PottedMeat]

Need to satisfy multiple orifices on that large lady friend or zoo animal with several horsepower at thousands of vpm?

 

[MrPickins]

That's quite dangerous if not implemented correctly. There's people that do it right but discussing this further is really very very NSFW.

I seem to remember a news report about a woman being severely injured attempting that. D:

 

[SSSnail]

Dude, anything you buy nowadays is most likely phallic-shaped and vibrates to some extend. Look around your house and see how many you can find.

Now, what you do with those things are up to you. Relax, put the pitchfork down.

 

[ShawnD1]

this?

omg this reminds me of some hilarious porno series. I think it was called Fucking Machines. There was one video where a girl was tied to some remote controlled electric cart or something and it had something kind of like this reciprocating saw on it but much much slower and it had... nevermind. Just search it on video or porntube or something. You'll know when you've found it :awe:

 

[Newbian]

Not powerful enough for ya, eh? :awe:

Need nuclear power for some people to be powerful enough.

 

[Miramonti]

Gentle vibrations help relieve tension.
Meanwhile, this sleek personal massager's ergonomic shape makes it easy to target and soothe pressure points. Three speeds let you control intensity—all with a simple, single-switch operation. Water-resistant. Includes convenient carrying pouch. Uses 3 AAA batteries (not included).

One-touch operation.
A single switch lets you control speed and massage intensity.

Water-resistant.
Touch Mini Personal Massager is easy to clean and water-resistant.

Take it with you.
The compact design and included carrying pouch make it easy to enjoy soothing relief anytime, anywhere.

Treat yourself to instant, targeted relief anytime. Order your Touch Mini Personal Massager from Brookstone today.

Important: Any individual who may be pregnant, has a pacemaker, suffers from diabetes, phlebitis, and/or thrombosis, or is at an increased risk of developing blood clots due to recent surgery, or who has pins/screws or anything mechanical in their legs, ankles, or feet should consult with a physician before using a massaging device designed for home use.

Important: Individuals who have a pacemaker should not use this product.

brookstone link

 

[Rubycon]

Kinky stuff! :twisted:

omg this reminds me of some hilarious porno series. I think it was called Fucking Machines. There was one video where a girl was tied to some remote controlled electric cart or something and it had something kind of like this reciprocating saw on it but much much slower and it had... nevermind. Just search it on video or porntube or something. You'll know when you've found it :awe:

zawkong.gif

Need to satisfy multiple orifices on that large lady friend or zoo animal with several horsepower at thousands of vpm?

 

[Soccerman06]

This reminds me of that broomstick from Harry Potter that tweens got.

 

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