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MichaelD

MichaelD

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When a guy says "I'm fine"
It really means "Yeah, great, uh-huh. Get me a beer."

When a guy says "I need you"
It really means "Yes of course I need you; without you I'd have no girlfriend."

When a guy says "I love you"
It really means "Yes, I love you, I admit it. Happy now that my nuts are in your hip pocket?"

When a guy says "I'd love to see you tonight"
It really means "I hope we can skip that whole movie/dinner thing and just have sex as soon as you come over."

When a guy says "Dinner with your friends? OK, honey, that's great!"
It really means "I'd rather rip my eyeballs out with a fork than listen to Marcia's latest shopping story AGAIN"

When a guy says "I want you to know how much I care for you"
It really means "I've finally found a woman that knows how to cook and you actually give me sex too...fantastic luck!"

When a guy says "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night."
It really means "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night. Don't call."

When a guy says "Those jeans look great on you, baby!"
It really means "Those jeans look great on you...now stop asking before I freakin' choke you!"

When a guy says "Nah, your cat doesn't bother me"
It really means "I never want to come to your house again, lets go to my place...right now."

When a guy says "OH...you have two kids from your previous marriage? That's cool by me!"
It really means "DAMMIT, not again! I hope I can hit it and quit it as rapidly as possible!"


Feel free to expound on this post. 😀
 
I guess that shows that when a person says one thing, it may mean something else. We all have to figure out what kind of message a person is trying to get at.
 
Originally posted by: Duality210
I guess that shows that when a person says one thing, it may mean something else. We all have to figure out what kind of message a person is trying to get at.
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Yeah there definitely is a Duality going on when some people say things. You have to be very conscientious of what you say to be able to speak what is on your mind.
 
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
You, sir, get the NN Seal of Approval for this thread of outstanding quality and craftsmanship.
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:Q

/proudly displays seal on left-breast pocket of smoking jacket (becomes envy of all other's at tonight's social event)

 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
When a guy says "I'm fine"
It really means "I'm fine. A BJ would be nice though."

When a guy says "I need you"
It really means "I need sex."

When a guy says "I love you"
It really means "I need sex."

When a guy says "I'd love to see you tonight"
It really means "I need sex."

When a guy says "Dinner with your friends? OK, honey, that's great!"
It really means "I'd rather be home having sex with you"

When a guy says "I want you to know how much I care for you"
It really means "Can we have sex?"

When a guy says "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night."
It really means "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night. When I'm done, I'll call, and you can come over for sex."

When a guy says "Those jeans look great on you, baby!"
It really means "They'd look better off so we can have sex."

When a guy says "Nah, your cat doesn't bother me"
It really means "Close the door, I don't want that fvcker watching me while we have sex"

When a guy says "OH...you have two kids from your previous marriage? That's cool by me!"
It really means "I'm not so horny anymore 🙁!"


Feel free to expound on this post. 😀
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Fixed!

 
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: MichaelD
When a guy says "I'm fine"
It really means "I'm fine. A BJ would be nice though."

When a guy says "I need you"
It really means "I need sex."

When a guy says "I love you"
It really means "I need sex."

When a guy says "I'd love to see you tonight"
It really means "I need sex."

When a guy says "Dinner with your friends? OK, honey, that's great!"
It really means "I'd rather be home having sex with you"

When a guy says "I want you to know how much I care for you"
It really means "Can we have sex?"

When a guy says "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night."
It really means "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night. When I'm done, I'll call, and you can come over for sex."

When a guy says "Those jeans look great on you, baby!"
It really means "They'd look better off so we can have sex."

When a guy says "Nah, your cat doesn't bother me"
It really means "Close the door, I don't want that fvcker watching me while we have sex"

When a guy says "OH...you have two kids from your previous marriage? That's cool by me!"
It really means "I'm not so horny anymore 🙁!"


Feel free to expound on this post. 😀
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Fixed!
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Awesome! LOL!!! I really like these:

When a guy says "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night."
It really means "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night. When I'm done, I'll call, and you can come over for sex."

When a guy says "Those jeans look great on you, baby!"
It really means "They'd look better off so we can have sex."

When a guy says "Nah, your cat doesn't bother me"
It really means "Close the door, I don't want that fvcker watching me while we have sex"
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LMAO!! :beer:😀
 
When a guy says "Yeah, I'll give you a call sometime." after first talking to a girl -
It really means "Since I know you're a priss and won't give it up I'm going to call some sluts who will."

When a guy says "It's 3rd and long with 1:30 left to play."
It really means "If you say anything not related to football or sex right now I'm going to choke a b*tch."

When a guy says "Don't you tell me how to drive."
It really means "Don't tell me how to drive, and the only acceptable apology is road head."

When a guy says "I'll take a kiwi strawberry frozen Daquiri."
It really means "Sorry honey but I've gone gay to be with the guy who sings that god awful Karmachameleon song."
 
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