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When a guy says "I'm fine"
It really means "Yeah, great, uh-huh. Get me a beer."
When a guy says "I need you"
It really means "Yes of course I need you; without you I'd have no girlfriend."
When a guy says "I love you"
It really means "Yes, I love you, I admit it. Happy now that my nuts are in your hip pocket?"
When a guy says "I'd love to see you tonight"
It really means "I hope we can skip that whole movie/dinner thing and just have sex as soon as you come over."
When a guy says "Dinner with your friends? OK, honey, that's great!"
It really means "I'd rather rip my eyeballs out with a fork than listen to Marcia's latest shopping story AGAIN"
When a guy says "I want you to know how much I care for you"
It really means "I've finally found a woman that knows how to cook and you actually give me sex too...fantastic luck!"
When a guy says "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night."
It really means "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night. Don't call."
When a guy says "Those jeans look great on you, baby!"
It really means "Those jeans look great on you...now stop asking before I freakin' choke you!"
When a guy says "Nah, your cat doesn't bother me"
It really means "I never want to come to your house again, lets go to my place...right now."
When a guy says "OH...you have two kids from your previous marriage? That's cool by me!"
It really means "DAMMIT, not again! I hope I can hit it and quit it as rapidly as possible!"
Feel free to expound on this post.
It really means "Yeah, great, uh-huh. Get me a beer."
When a guy says "I need you"
It really means "Yes of course I need you; without you I'd have no girlfriend."
When a guy says "I love you"
It really means "Yes, I love you, I admit it. Happy now that my nuts are in your hip pocket?"
When a guy says "I'd love to see you tonight"
It really means "I hope we can skip that whole movie/dinner thing and just have sex as soon as you come over."
When a guy says "Dinner with your friends? OK, honey, that's great!"
It really means "I'd rather rip my eyeballs out with a fork than listen to Marcia's latest shopping story AGAIN"
When a guy says "I want you to know how much I care for you"
It really means "I've finally found a woman that knows how to cook and you actually give me sex too...fantastic luck!"
When a guy says "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night."
It really means "I'm going to stay home and play video games all night. Don't call."
When a guy says "Those jeans look great on you, baby!"
It really means "Those jeans look great on you...now stop asking before I freakin' choke you!"
When a guy says "Nah, your cat doesn't bother me"
It really means "I never want to come to your house again, lets go to my place...right now."
When a guy says "OH...you have two kids from your previous marriage? That's cool by me!"
It really means "DAMMIT, not again! I hope I can hit it and quit it as rapidly as possible!"
Feel free to expound on this post.
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