"When a guy says 'Go make me a sandwich', what's a good comeback?"

[Demon-Xanth]

Edit:
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[PimpJuice]

"why? is your boyfriend out of town?"

 

[Deeko]

That's fantastic.

 

[moshquerade]

fuxk u :evil:

 

[Lean L]

Lol, she walked right into that one. seriously, shouldn't have used comeback

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Deeko
That's fantastic.

I lol'd that's great.

 

[joesmoke]

does your mother sew?

BAM

tell her to sew that

 

[Rockinacoustic]

R

 

[Gothgar]

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[phoenix79]

Beautiful

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: Deeko
That's fantastic.

and a repost

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=2318538

 

[nakedfrog]

"Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself"?

 

[her209]

When you don't want to be asked to do something in the future, you should purposely do a really shitty job at it.

 

[Kadarin]

First of all, you aren't supposed to talk back.

Second, why does he have to tell you to make a sandwich? It's your job to know when sandwiches need making.

Yep.

 

[xanis]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

It depends, are you trying to get a black eye to match the first one? If not, then go make the sandwich.

classic :laugh:

 

[buck]

olds

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: her209
When you don't want to be asked to do something in the future, you should purposely do a really shitty job at it.

There's a reason I'm no longer allowed to do the laundry. It's not because I can't either...

 

[Epic Fail]

:thumbsup:

 

[Nik]

Rofl "I'm a daughter of Christ and you will not speak to me like that."

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[Howard]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: her209
When you don't want to be asked to do something in the future, you should purposely do a really shitty job at it.

There's a reason I'm no longer allowed to do the laundry. It's not because I can't either...

"Not my favorite sweater!"

 

[Phokus]

The chick has no creativity, she should go with something like "How about I get the man I'm seeing behind your back to make you a knuckle sandwich?" That'll probably get her two black eyes, but it's a good comeback

 

[imported_Champ]

if your a women the best comeback...is when you come back with the sandwich

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: Champ
if your a women the best comeback...is when you come back with the sandwich

Ok i laughed :laugh:

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: Champ
if your a women the best comeback...is when you come back with the sandwich

oh man, someone should totally post a picture of someone giving this as a response!!

 

[Bill Brasky]

Originally posted by: iamanidiot
Lol, she walked right into that one. seriously, shouldn't have used comeback

Here's an opportunity to burn me on a silver platter, interwebs. Do your worst!