When a good friend screws you

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CrazyLazy

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Anyone ever been screwed had a longtime friend do a so called "dick move" on you? Were you still friends with them after that? Here is my story.

Let me preface this, this back in the good old days of my youth I lived with my super strict/uptight/religious parents. We had 2 different computers, both in the same room, my dad mostly used the good one while I was stuck with the crappy one. I was gaming on my dad's comp when he came in and asked me to get off cause he had to check email or something.

At the time I was playing some game and chatting with a friend on xfire. I quit the game but forgot to sign off from xfire. I then got up to go do some homework on the other computer, and at the same time procrastinating by getting on MSN and talking to the friend mentioned earlier. He said something like "Why did you quit the game, come back and play", I responded "I would but my dad's on the computer". There was a long pause, and I realized with a sense of dread what my friend was a about to do. I look over to my dad's computer to see an xfire window pop up with

Stupidfriend: "so CrazyLazy's dad"
Stupidfriend: "How is the sex life?"

He just sat there staring at the screen for awhile in a moment of shock. My friend then pasted the conversation into my MSN window, just in case I had missed anything. Needless to say my parents were super pissed, and demanded the identity of the friend. I never gave it up, and me and that person remain in touch till this day.

Feel free to share your own.
 
JEDI

JEDI

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Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Anyone ever been screwed had a longtime friend do a so called "dick move" on you? Were you still friends with them after that? Here is my story.

Let me preface this, this back in the good old days of my youth I lived with my super strict/uptight/religious parents. We had 2 different computers, both in the same room, my dad mostly used the good one while I was stuck with the crappy one. I was gaming on my dad's comp when he came in and asked me to get off cause he had to check email or something.

At the time I was playing some game and chatting with a friend on xfire. I quit the game but forgot to sign off from xfire. I then got up to go do some homework on the other computer, and at the same time procrastinating by getting on MSN and talking to the friend mentioned earlier. He said something like "Why did you quit the game, come back and play", I responded "I would but my dad's on the computer". There was a long pause, and I realized with a sense of dread what my friend was a about to do. I look over to my dad's computer to see an xfire window pop up with

Stupidfriend: "so CrazyLazy's dad"
Stupidfriend: "How is the sex life?"

He just sat there staring at the screen for awhile in a moment of shock. My friend then pasted the conversation into my MSN window, just in case I had missed anything. Needless to say my parents were super pissed, and demanded the identity of the friend. I never gave it up, and me and that person remain in touch till this day.

Feel free to share your own.
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super strict/uptight/religious parents

go into gay porn

 
waffleironhead

waffleironhead

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Aug 10, 2005
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How is that screwing you? He made a joke with your dad. Its not his fault that your parents are uptight.

Move on.
 
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darkxshade

Lifer
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This is a fail on many levels, that's the best you can come up with?

Personally to screw you over, I would've went with something like:

"Hey CrazyLazy, when are you going to tell your parents you're gay?"
 
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ggnl

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Jul 2, 2004
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A friend of mine stabbed me once while we were both drunk. I'm not friends with him anymore, but not because of the stabbing.

True story.
 
PepePeru

PepePeru

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"Let me preface this, this back in the good old days of my youth...."

since when do the 'good old days' mean last week?


 
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SlowSpyder

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
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If you are so up tight that you think what he said was what you consider a friend screwing you, then I imagine you are not very fun to hang out with. My friends and I do way worse then that on a normal basis.
 
Gooberlx2

Gooberlx2

Lifer
May 4, 2001
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Yeah, really...just a little humour at your dad's expense (and consequently, yours...considering your ass probably got chewed out).

Getting "screwed over" would be something more like not paying his half of the mortgage for a joint investment property, or stealing your identity, or screwing your wife and then getting custody of your kids with her after the divorce (I'd probably kill for that one).
 
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AlienCraft

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Nov 23, 2002
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Oh, I thought you meant a real screwing , you know, like steal your weed, or get into your birthday coke, or tell your newest GF that the reason you're coming home late isn't really working late but boinking the EX GF.
Screwing like that is what I thought. Feel free to throw yours away, it sucks so badly.
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

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Dec 27, 2001
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Someone should really merge this with the "I fired my GF" thread.

I fired my GF for screwing my buddy would be much better.
 
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AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: rudeguy
Someone should really merge this with the "I fired my GF" thread.

I fired my GF for screwing my buddy would be much better.
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The ironing about the screw is asplodable.

 
NaOH

NaOH

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Reading the thread title, and seeing as how the first sentence started out as:

"Anyone ever been screwed had a longtime friend do a so called "dick move" on you? Were you still friends with them after that? Here is my story."

I was expecting a story where your friend put it in while you were napping..
 
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MrWizzard

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BAHAHA that's a good one, pay no attention to the other people in this thread. If they didn't have parents like your then they have not idea how to relate.

Must have been tense when it happened but after many years you will look back and laugh.

Oh yea and your parents may seem crazy to you but they are doing the best they probably know how, so don?t be too hard on them.
 
Kyle

Kyle

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Here's a dick move for you...

So this did not happen to me personally, but to 2 of my (at the time) good friends-

Friend #1 bought this incredibly nice old muscle car in perfect condition- really loved the thing...He picked up Friend #2 to go driving out in the hills. While driving, #2 was lighting firecrackers and throwing them out the window (#1 was egging him on/encouraging etc- they were actually 1's fireworks). #2 threw one of those crackling whip things but it got sucked back in the the cars back seat, starting a fire. They pulled over and frantically tried to put the fire out, to no avail. They ran away just as the car burst in to flames. Both guys were very emotional, just glad to be ok. They came up with a plan before the firetrucks showed up to tell everyone that they had fireworks in the trunk of the car and they just randomly ignited.
Here's the dick part.
I get a call from #1 (owner of the car) early the next AM telling me he values our friendship and to not believe anything I hear from #2.

It turns out, later that day, #1 goes to #2's house with his parents and an insurance agent. He told his parents and the ins. company that he had no idea where the fireworks came from, and that he pleaded with #2 not to light them, and that #2 purposly put the crackling whip behind the driver seat to try and scare him. Basically totally screwed over friend #2...everybody- even #2's parents- belived the story #1 came up with.

Needless to say, neither me or friend #2 still talk w/ #1

I actually was supposed to be in the car that night- they had come by to pick me up, but for whatever reason I didnt hear them knocking on the door (didnt have a cell @ the time).
 
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randay

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if it had been me you would have been disowned by your entire family after a single sentence pm'd to your father.
 
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Garet Jax

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Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Anyone ever been screwed had a longtime friend do a so called "dick move" on you? Were you still friends with them after that? Here is my story.

Let me preface this, this back in the good old days of my youth I lived with my super strict/uptight/religious parents. We had 2 different computers, both in the same room, my dad mostly used the good one while I was stuck with the crappy one. I was gaming on my dad's comp when he came in and asked me to get off cause he had to check email or something.

At the time I was playing some game and chatting with a friend on xfire. I quit the game but forgot to sign off from xfire. I then got up to go do some homework on the other computer, and at the same time procrastinating by getting on MSN and talking to the friend mentioned earlier. He said something like "Why did you quit the game, come back and play", I responded "I would but my dad's on the computer". There was a long pause, and I realized with a sense of dread what my friend was a about to do. I look over to my dad's computer to see an xfire window pop up with

Stupidfriend: "so CrazyLazy's dad"
Stupidfriend: "How is the sex life?"

He just sat there staring at the screen for awhile in a moment of shock. My friend then pasted the conversation into my MSN window, just in case I had missed anything. Needless to say my parents were super pissed, and demanded the identity of the friend. I never gave it up, and me and that person remain in touch till this day.

Feel free to share your own.
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This does not come close to him being a dick.
 
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