When a girl...

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Toggle sidebar Toggle sidebar
D

DaShen

Lifer
Dec 1, 2000
10,710
1
0
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Amused
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of dollars are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply about your money.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long your money will be around.
When a GIRL answers ?i?m fine? after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine with your money.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying about not having money.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be her sugar daddy forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your money.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered by your money.
When a GIRL sms?s u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once... because she needs money.
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means you have enough money.
When a GIRL says that she can?t live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her financial future.
When a GIRL says ?i miss you?,
No one in this world can miss your money more than that.
Click to expand...

LMAO!! :laugh: Superb!
Click to expand...

Ouch, that actually hurt to read.
 
Dualist

Dualist

Platinum Member
Dec 5, 2005
2,395
0
86
Originally posted by: Amused
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of dollars are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply about your money.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long your money will be around.
When a GIRL answers ?i?m fine? after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine with your money.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying about not having money.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be her sugar daddy forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your money.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered by your money.
When a GIRL sms?s u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once... because she needs money.
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means you have enough money.
When a GIRL says that she can?t live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her financial future.
When a GIRL says ?i miss you?,
No one in this world can miss your money more than that.
Click to expand...

Now that was really great, I just chuckled! :laugh:
 
Amused

Amused

Elite Member
Apr 14, 2001
55,864
14,004
146
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: DaShen

Ouch, that actually hurt to read.
Click to expand...

The truth usually hurts.
Click to expand...
booo hiss booo.

it's not all about the money. at least for anyone with a shred of desency, and dignity.
Click to expand...

LOL! Imagine that! You're female and can't even spell decency. :p

;)
 
F

firewall

Platinum Member
Oct 11, 2001
2,099
0
0
Originally posted by: j00fek
Originally posted by: jimbob200521
Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai
When myspace is down,
Millions of emos post on message boards.
When myspace is down,
We all suffer with crap like this.
When myspace is down,
The collective internet groans at the flood of crap that washes forth .
When myspace is down,
JUST LOG THE FVCK OFF!

:)
Click to expand...

:laugh:
Click to expand...

:thumbsup:
Click to expand...

:D
 
F

firewall

Platinum Member
Oct 11, 2001
2,099
0
0
Originally posted by: DaShen
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Amused
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of dollars are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply about your money.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long your money will be around.
When a GIRL answers ?i?m fine? after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine with your money.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying about not having money.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be her sugar daddy forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your money.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered by your money.
When a GIRL sms?s u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once... because she needs money.
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means you have enough money.
When a GIRL says that she can?t live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her financial future.
When a GIRL says ?i miss you?,
No one in this world can miss your money more than that.
Click to expand...

LMAO!! :laugh: Superb!
Click to expand...

Ouch, that actually hurt to read.
Click to expand...

QFT.
 
Amused

Amused

Elite Member
Apr 14, 2001
55,864
14,004
146
Originally posted by: firewall
Originally posted by: DaShen
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Amused
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of dollars are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply about your money.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long your money will be around.
When a GIRL answers ?i?m fine? after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine with your money.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying about not having money.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be her sugar daddy forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your money.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered by your money.
When a GIRL sms?s u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once... because she needs money.
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means you have enough money.
When a GIRL says that she can?t live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her financial future.
When a GIRL says ?i miss you?,
No one in this world can miss your money more than that.
Click to expand...

LMAO!! :laugh: Superb!
Click to expand...

Ouch, that actually hurt to read.
Click to expand...

QFT.
Click to expand...

I'm curious as to why and how it "hurts"
 
B

Balt

Lifer
Mar 12, 2000
12,674
482
126
I would like to thank the OP for posting this. The replies in this thread are some of the funniest I've read on ATOT in a long time. :D
 
sixone

sixone

Lifer
May 3, 2004
25,162
4
61
Originally posted by: DaShen
Man, why are you guys so bitter?... If you are mature enough to wait for a good girl to come along instead of an immature girl, you won't run into half of the problems you guys are listing. If you treat the mature girl right, she will stick by you.
Click to expand...

The answer is right there in bold.
 
jimbob200521

jimbob200521

Diamond Member
Apr 15, 2005
4,108
29
91
Originally posted by: Balt
I would like to thank the OP for posting this. The replies in this thread are some of the funniest I've read on ATOT in a long time. :D
Click to expand...

Any time! :D
 
F

firewall

Platinum Member
Oct 11, 2001
2,099
0
0
Originally posted by: Amused

I'm curious as to why and how it "hurts"
Click to expand...

Just seems a bit degrading toward women. Relationships shouln't be based around money.
 
CKent

CKent

Diamond Member
Aug 17, 2005
9,020
0
0
Originally posted by: jimbob200521
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
You been reading Cosmo?
Click to expand...

Nope, saw it on the 17 Magazine forum and thought I'd share it before I go wear my girlfriend's lingerie for a bit before she gets home
Click to expand...

 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

COMPANY
RESOURCES
FOLLOW
Top Bottom