when a friend thinks you are taking advantage of them

[nutxo]

my friend " Can you fix my car?"

me " Whats it doing?"

my friend " Whenever I make a right turn it goes gdugga gdugga gdugga gdugga"

me " sounds like a cv joint. I can fix it for like 150 bucks I think"

my friend " cv joint?"

me " yeah , constant velocity"

my friend " constant velocity? Last time it was a shift modulator. You keep coming up with stuff Ive never heard before. I swear youre making things up"

me " Want me to call around for parts?"

my friend " No. I think Im gonna wait"

A few weeks later.......

Me " I see your cars still moving"

my friend " Yeah I took it to a mechanic"

me " So what was wrong with it?"

my friend " CV joint......."

me " So how much he nail ya for?"

my friend ( sheepishly ) A little over 300.......

me " hmmm'

my friend "............."

 

[surfsatwerk]

I'd fart on him.

 

[KLin]

Doesn't sound like much of a friend.

 

[Baked]

Sounds like a dbag.

 

[ViviTheMage]

ha ha

 

[magomago]

hahah awesome. Well you know he will trust you next time. 150 is a good price you gave him

 

[datwater]

next time:

friend - hey, can you take a look at my car?

you - what's the problem?

friend - when I do x it makes a y sound.

you - sounds like you need to take it to the mechanic.

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: KLin
Doesn't sound like much of a friend.

Actually hes been a pretty good friend.

I think its funny as hell. Something like this happened several years ago when his master cylinder went out. I told him 85 and he went to a mechanic. The guy replaced the master cylinder, rotors, pads, vacuum booster and even the lines. My friend said 600, Id think he paid more than that.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: datwater
next time:

friend - hey, can you take a look at my car?

you - what's the problem?

friend - when I do x it makes a y sound.

you - sounds like you need to take it to the mechanic.

FTW :laugh: