Wheat Thins and Squirt Cheese.

[shilala]

I'm working on a box of wheat thins and they're all burned. I've never experienced a burned wheat thin before, and I can now say that they are big-time suck.
The wholesome goodness of the squirt cheese balances things out.

What was your answer to the pole?

 

[suse920]

NO

 

[sixone]

Barf.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: suse920
NO

Good answer. I'm on the fence. It's either NO or Zane Gray.

 

[ruffilb]

Your pole is imaginary?

I can't even imagine it!

Too late!

 

[suicidalpigeon]

call an ambulance.

 

[Bozono]

nef me. Squirt cheese..heh..perhaps the most disgusting sounding word coupled with the best food on Earth.

 

[hjo3]

Dude, don't call it "squirt cheese," that's gross. It's "Easy Cheese."

And I prefer it with Ritz or Triscuit.

 

[shilala]

I did some more research and it looks like the end of each wheat thin is burned.
Must have been some kind of problem with the magical Wheat Thin machine.

 

[keeleysam]

Originally posted by: hjo3
Dude, don't call it "squirt cheese," that's gross. It's "Easy Cheese."

And I prefer it with Ritz or Triscuit.

Cheddar Easy Cheese + Origianl Triscut = omgtehsweet

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: hjo3
Dude, don't call it "squirt cheese," that's gross. It's "Easy Cheese."

And I prefer it with Ritz or Triscuit.

Dude, squirt cheese is not subject to political correctness.
It's soy bean afterbirth for Christ's sake. It has no soul. It's fake cheese in a pressurized can. Add some mint and it's toothpaste.
Get a grip.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: hjo3
Dude, don't call it "squirt cheese," that's gross. It's "Easy Cheese."

And I prefer it with Ritz or Triscuit.

Dude, squirt cheese is not subject to political correctness.
It's soy bean afterbirth for Christ's sake. It has no soul. It's fake cheese in a pressurized can. Add some mint and it's toothpaste.
Get a grip.

Ugh, but "squirt cheese" sounds like a diarrhea byproduct. "Easy cheese" sounds like a fun ingredient in canapes.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: hjo3
Dude, don't call it "squirt cheese," that's gross. It's "Easy Cheese."

And I prefer it with Ritz or Triscuit.

Dude, squirt cheese is not subject to political correctness.
It's soy bean afterbirth for Christ's sake. It has no soul. It's fake cheese in a pressurized can. Add some mint and it's toothpaste.
Get a grip.

Ugh, but "squirt cheese" sounds like a diarrhea byproduct. "Easy cheese" sounds like a fun ingredient in canapes.

Actually, Easy cheese sounds like the stuff running down your Mom's leg.
(Sorry, I couldn't help that, it was too easy. I'm so ashamed.)

 

[leftyman]

i like squirt cheese on cheese-its, double cheese goodness in every bite

 

[jjones]

Squirt cheese, huh? That only brings one thing to mind and it isn't edible.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: hjo3
Dude, don't call it "squirt cheese," that's gross. It's "Easy Cheese."

And I prefer it with Ritz or Triscuit.

Dude, squirt cheese is not subject to political correctness.
It's soy bean afterbirth for Christ's sake. It has no soul. It's fake cheese in a pressurized can. Add some mint and it's toothpaste.
Get a grip.

Ugh, but "squirt cheese" sounds like a diarrhea byproduct. "Easy cheese" sounds like a fun ingredient in canapes.

Actually, Easy cheese sounds like the stuff running down your Mom's leg.
(Sorry, I couldn't help that, it was too easy. I'm so ashamed.)

Zane Gray would no doubt be ashamed of you as well. He'd probably hire a penguin hitman to take you out.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: hjo3
Dude, don't call it "squirt cheese," that's gross. It's "Easy Cheese."

And I prefer it with Ritz or Triscuit.

Dude, squirt cheese is not subject to political correctness.
It's soy bean afterbirth for Christ's sake. It has no soul. It's fake cheese in a pressurized can. Add some mint and it's toothpaste.
Get a grip.

Ugh, but "squirt cheese" sounds like a diarrhea byproduct. "Easy cheese" sounds like a fun ingredient in canapes.

Actually, Easy cheese sounds like the stuff running down your Mom's leg.
(Sorry, I couldn't help that, it was too easy. I'm so ashamed.)

Zane Gray would no doubt be ashamed of you as well. He'd probably hire a penguin hitman to take you out.

I wonder if I won Syringer's riddle contest with the Zane Gray answer???

 

[jalaram]

Imaginary reply.