Whatta I gotta do to get Lucky?!

[Shockwave]

Jeez, I wanted a pack of Lucky Strikes. I went to 3 gas stations, 1 grocery store and a liquor store. NO ONE had any Lucky Strikes! Had to settle for Camel non filters.
How depressing. I wanna get Lucky....

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
I wanna get cancer....

lol fixed it for you

 

[agnitrate]

euphemism++

Anyways, cigarettes will kill you man.

-silver

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: agnitrate
euphemism++

Anyways, cigarretes will kill you man.

-silver

so will cigarettes

 

[agnitrate]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax

Originally posted by: agnitrate
euphemism++

Anyways, cigarretes will kill you man.

-silver

so will cigarettes

sO eye sw|tched the l3tt3rs. gimma a brake.

-silver

 

[Shockwave]

Non filters are, believe it or not, better for you then filters.
hence me smokin Lucky's. Besides, its my built in filtration system. When the gas comes, you'll all die. Buit! The layer of tar on my lungs wil act as a charcoal filter system and filter any air I breathe...And *I* will live...
HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Non filters are, believe it or not, better for you then filters.
hence me smokin Lucky's. Besides, its my built in filtration system. When the gas comes, you'll all die. Buit! The layer of tar on my lungs wil act as a charcoal filter system and filter any air I breathe...And *I* will live...
HAHAHAHAHA!

Why do I think this will be on an ad campaign one day...?

 

[human2k]

Whatta I gotta do to get Lucky?!

Eat a leprachaun (i cant spell it dmanit!).:beer:

 

[Scarpozzi]

You wanted to get lucky, but instead you took a camel without protection? You're a bold man! :Q

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
You wanted to get lucky, but instead you took a camel without protection? You're a bold man! :Q

A HA HA HA!
Nice

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
You wanted to get lucky, but instead you took a camel without protection? You're a bold man! :Q

This just in:
A female reporter was recently separated from her imbeded unit and was lost in the desert. She walked for days and was out of water and was on her last legs. She heard a commotion and walked over a dune. There, much to her surprise, was Saddam trying to have sex with a camel. She was shocked but saved as Saddam had water and transportation. She was so happy that she told Saddam that she would do anything Saddam wanted for the water and a ride. Saddam replied, "help me hold down this camel".

 

[TrueBlueLS]

I can tell you what store has them in stock, but you gotta come out to Michigan.