what's your voicemail greeting?

[Semidevil]

My voicemail greetin is in chinese, then turns to english, and tells them that I might call them back......

 

[Mo0o]

Mine is: "Hello? (pause) ah just kidding im not here, leave a message"

 

[warcrow]

OMG STFU!

Thanks my voicemail greeting...

 

[waggy]

Its the default setting. I dont care enough to change it.

 

[Aimster]

Allo Akbar? Allo? What you want Akbar? in some Indian accent...

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: waggy
Its the default setting. I dont care enough to change it.

 

[Anubis]

mine is georges answering machine message from the seinfeld episode

 

[Siva]

Mine is a couple garbled notes of acoustic guitar that sound more like a piano when listened to on a phone.

 

[vshah]

hi this is vivan, leave a message and i'll call you back

boring i know

 

[NutBucket]

You know the number, you know the name, you know what's next.

Got bored one day whilst sitting in traffic.

 

[Xionide]

You kick my dog...

-Xionide

 

[neonerd]

""

 

[Scarpozzi]

"Hello, At the tone please leave your name and telephone number plus your MasterCard, Visa or American Express account number, and pending credit approval we'll get back to you."

 

[Scarpozzi]

At least I didn't say,

"Believe it or not George is not home, please leave a message at the beep, I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be, believe it or not I'm not home."

 

[Scarpozzi]

I had to do it.....

 

[RossMAN]

Hi you've reached Ross, please leave a message after the tone and I'll return your call. Thank you.

 

[Thegonagle]

"Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. . . At the tone, please record your message."

After years of using a recording of my actual voice to tell people to leave me a message, I became lazy, and selected the generic automated greeting. I've found that I prefer a simpler life.

 

[jadinolf]

"Hello. Leave a message at the beep."

 

[Ryan]

"I don't check my messages, call me again if it's important"

I really don't check them.

 

[memo]

*beep* then silence followed by the voicemails beep.