What's your useless talent?

[nitrousninja]

I can think of a very mean insult the exact second someone pisses me off. What can you guys do?!

 

[Tominator]

Beat the ever livin crap out of a smart mouth.....

 

[Viper GTS]

I know WAY more about laser printing than I want to.

Not entirely useless, as it's what I do for a living, but other than that it serves no purpose.

Anybody want a image formation tutorial on a color laser printer?



Viper GTS

 

[N8Magic]

I am the king of Trivial Pursuit, and I usually 0wn anyone I play.

 

[Yeeny]

Before the perverts hit this thread, I'm so editing. Jeez!!

Ok, lets see. Another one. Hmm, I can um, talk really fast, but I have no aspirations to be an auctioneer. Which drives the people that now me crazy when I get excited about something.

 

[Azraele]

I don't think I have one...although as a child I was famous for opening my mouth and inserting my foot on various occasions.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Tominator
Beat the ever livin crap out of a smart mouth.....

ROTFLMAO !!! You are sharp tonight

Colleen,I'm very glad I'm not in charge of handling your pm's hahaha


As for me I don't think I have any odd talents

 

[Siva]

i can click my tongue really loud

 

[RSI]

"I can put my legs behind my head, I'm very flexible. Too bad I'm not in the circus, then it wouldn't be so useless."

:Q

Hey, I can do the tongue clicking thing too.

 

[poopaskoopa]

I can twirl a pencil/pen in 2 ways on my right hand.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

thinking

 

[N8Magic]

Oh, and I can write using either hand.

 

[Tominator]

Originally posted by: N8Magic
Oh, and I can write using either hand.

I can too, but you need to view it in a mirror.....

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

I can do that David Bowie with glass spheres in Labyrinth trick. Except for the floating and hanging upside-down part.

 

[Vadatajs]

confusing people.

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: Tominator
Beat the ever livin crap out of a smart mouth.....

lol

-=bmacd=-

 

[SWScorch]

I can move my eyeballs independtly of each other and play "Ping Pong" with them
I can wiggle my left ear
I can make my larynx bob up and down (more so than most people)
And most importantly, I can blow up any type of electrical device known to man!!!!

 

[Danman]

Sleep.

 

[McPhreak]

I can flip my tongue upside down... useless enough?

 

[shiner]

I can lick my eyebrows


Wait....my GF doesn't think that's useless.....guess it doesn't count.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I can lick my eyebrows


Wait....my GF doesn't think that's useless.....guess it doesn't count.

What in the world:Q

I dont believe it. Pics will have to support your ridiculous claim with NO USE OF PHOTOSHOP.

Like Vadatajs said, I can confuse people without even knowing that I confused them

Spac3d

 

[huey1124]

i can make my heart stop (skip a beat momentarily) whenever i sneeze

 

[McPhreak]

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I can lick my eyebrows


Wait....my GF doesn't think that's useless.....guess it doesn't count.

What in the world:Q

I dont believe it. Pics will have to support your ridiculous claim with NO USE OF PHOTOSHOP.

Like Vadatajs said, I can confuse people without even knowing that I confused them

Spac3d

By "eyebrows" he meant "balls"

 

[shiner]

By "eyebrows" he meant "balls"

My tongue isn't quite that long and I'm not double jointed.

 

[tweakmm]

I can spin any sort of slender cylindrical object(pencil, pen, ect) in either hand very fast both ways