What's your porn name?

Charmonium

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I'm sure there must have been a thread like this before.

Take the street name where you grew up and add the name of your first pet.

So for me - Lady Bug MacDonald.

edit: I got the right result but I screwed up the instructions. "Method 3. and usually the best one, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on"
 
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balloonshark

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Jun 5, 2008
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Should we go ahead and post all of our online account security question info or just the two you requested? :rolleyes:

My porn name is Dildo T. Baggins.
 

bbhaag

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Jul 2, 2011
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Fourth and fluffy
I guess that kinda works if you're into multiple partners with a furry twist.
 

Childs

Lifer
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Nameher Reed. Yes, when my mom kept telling me to name our dog, I thought her name was Nameher.
 

Mai72

Lifer
Sep 12, 2012
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My real name is Ben.

So, Benadryl.

Get it? Ben-a-dryl. I'm drilling them hoes!

:)
 

gorcorps

aka Brandon
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Albion Clyde or Clyde Albion... depending on which way it's supposed to be ordered
 

Brian Stirling

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One of my nieces first dog was named "Muffin" and the street she grew up on was "Frost Road" so her porn name is "Muffin Frost"

I discovered this a few years ago after I bragged about my porn name, "Midnight Macghee" and she laughed harder than I'd have thought and then she explained why she was laughing when she rattled off her porn name.

With my porn name I'd guess I'd be doing interracial porn, my niece would be about anything other then lesbian.


Brian
 

Rakehellion

Lifer
Jan 15, 2013
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I'm sure there must have been a thread like this before.

Take the street name where you grew up and add the name of your first pet.

So for me - Lady Bug MacDonald.

edit: I got the right result but I screwed up the instructions. "Method 3. and usually the best one, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on"

Thanks, Myspace.