What's your major malfunction?

Toggle sidebar Toggle sidebar
R

Rogodin2

Banned
Jul 2, 2003
3,219
0
0
USCM is USMC?

An old buddy of mine was frogm and he said he never heard it-even my friend Scott (a Ranger) said he hadn't hear the reference. I dont' know if it's real or not.

Rogo
 
B

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
26,558
4
0
Originally posted by: Rogodin2
USCM is USMC?

An old buddy of mine was frogm and he said he never heard it-even my friend Scott (a Ranger) said he hadn't hear the reference. I dont' know if it's real or not.

Rogo
Click to expand...

oops :eek:

Yeah, U.S.M.C.
 
R

Rogodin2

Banned
Jul 2, 2003
3,219
0
0
NP

My excuse is this laptop for not being able to type well!

Full Metal Jacket baby! B wins the pseudo poll!

Rogo





 
D

dighn

Lifer
Aug 12, 2001
22,820
4
81
Originally posted by: gamepad
It's from Starcraft; the siege tank says it if you click enough.
Click to expand...

considering Full Metal Jacket came out in 1987, I doubt SC is the original source ;)
 
R

Rogodin2

Banned
Jul 2, 2003
3,219
0
0
"God has a hardon for marines, because we kill everything we see!"

I forgot about that one-quite the sugar dust on your shortbread-wish I heard that every morning ;)

Rogo
 
KLin

KLin

Lifer
Feb 29, 2000
30,224
568
126
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
 
Nocturnal

Nocturnal

Lifer
Jan 8, 2002
18,927
0
76
I heard someone tell that to his son one day when we were walking behind them. The son was throwing a tantrum and the dad said, "What's your malfunction, son?"

I started LOLing very loud.
 
R

Rogodin2

Banned
Jul 2, 2003
3,219
0
0
Is it condesending to ask that question to an adult? When I was a kid we weren't asked the question-just beat with a belt or a sapling.

Rogo
 
Chunkee

Chunkee

Lifer
Jul 28, 2002
10,391
1
81
Jesus H. Christ...what is a jelly donut doing in your footlocker?

R Lee Ermy rocks.

that movie rocks...

move along maggots
 
F

flxnimprtmscl

Diamond Member
Jan 30, 2003
7,962
2
0
Originally posted by: Chunkee
Jesus H. Christ...what is a jelly donut doing in your footlocker?

R Lee Ermy rocks.

that movie rocks...

move along maggots
Click to expand...

"Are you allowed to have food outside the mess private pile?

No sir

And why not?

Because I'm too heavy sir

No, it's because you're a disgusting fatbody private pile"

Great movie :p
 
W

Wapp

Golden Member
Jun 5, 2003
1,648
0
0
Originally posted by: Chunkee
Jesus H. Christ...what is a jelly donut doing in your footlocker?

R Lee Ermy rocks.

that movie rocks...

move along maggots
Click to expand...

From Wikipedia:

When Sgt. Hartman made the comment about Pvt. Cowboy giving a man a "reach around" the director stopped filming and asked what it was, and Ermey very matter-of-factly told him. Kubrick broke out into laughter and decided to keep it in the film.
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
65,907
14,309
146
One of my all time favorite movies. I made my son and his best friend watch it before they enlisted "in my beloved Corps"...the expressions on their faces as they watched the boot-camp scenes were priceless...but both still enlisted and served 8 years( or more).
"I AM in a world...of...SH*T! POP! POP!
<joker thinks, "damn, now I gotta clean this fvcking head again"...
 
SonnyDaze

SonnyDaze

Diamond Member
Jul 31, 2004
6,867
3
76
Originally posted by: Rogodin2
USCM is USMC?

An old buddy of mine was frogm and he said he never heard it-even my friend Scott (a Ranger) said he hadn't hear the reference. I dont' know if it's real or not.

Rogo
Click to expand...

Normally I just said "What the fvck is wrong with you recruit?" :D
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

COMPANY
RESOURCES
FOLLOW
Top Bottom