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What's your major malfunction?

USCM is USMC?

An old buddy of mine was frogm and he said he never heard it-even my friend Scott (a Ranger) said he hadn't hear the reference. I dont' know if it's real or not.

Rogo
 
Originally posted by: Rogodin2
USCM is USMC?

An old buddy of mine was frogm and he said he never heard it-even my friend Scott (a Ranger) said he hadn't hear the reference. I dont' know if it's real or not.

Rogo
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oops 😱

Yeah, U.S.M.C.
 
NP

My excuse is this laptop for not being able to type well!

Full Metal Jacket baby! B wins the pseudo poll!

Rogo





 
Originally posted by: gamepad
It's from Starcraft; the siege tank says it if you click enough.
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considering Full Metal Jacket came out in 1987, I doubt SC is the original source 😉
 
"God has a hardon for marines, because we kill everything we see!"

I forgot about that one-quite the sugar dust on your shortbread-wish I heard that every morning 😉

Rogo
 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
 
I heard someone tell that to his son one day when we were walking behind them. The son was throwing a tantrum and the dad said, "What's your malfunction, son?"

I started LOLing very loud.
 
Is it condesending to ask that question to an adult? When I was a kid we weren't asked the question-just beat with a belt or a sapling.

Rogo
 
Jesus H. Christ...what is a jelly donut doing in your footlocker?

R Lee Ermy rocks.

that movie rocks...

move along maggots
 
Originally posted by: Chunkee
Jesus H. Christ...what is a jelly donut doing in your footlocker?

R Lee Ermy rocks.

that movie rocks...

move along maggots
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"Are you allowed to have food outside the mess private pile?

No sir

And why not?

Because I'm too heavy sir

No, it's because you're a disgusting fatbody private pile"

Great movie 😛
 
Originally posted by: Chunkee
Jesus H. Christ...what is a jelly donut doing in your footlocker?

R Lee Ermy rocks.

that movie rocks...

move along maggots
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From Wikipedia:

When Sgt. Hartman made the comment about Pvt. Cowboy giving a man a "reach around" the director stopped filming and asked what it was, and Ermey very matter-of-factly told him. Kubrick broke out into laughter and decided to keep it in the film.
 
One of my all time favorite movies. I made my son and his best friend watch it before they enlisted "in my beloved Corps"...the expressions on their faces as they watched the boot-camp scenes were priceless...but both still enlisted and served 8 years( or more).
"I AM in a world...of...SH*T! POP! POP!
<joker thinks, "damn, now I gotta clean this fvcking head again"...
 
Originally posted by: Rogodin2
USCM is USMC?

An old buddy of mine was frogm and he said he never heard it-even my friend Scott (a Ranger) said he hadn't hear the reference. I dont' know if it's real or not.

Rogo
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Normally I just said "What the fvck is wrong with you recruit?" 😀
 
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