Whats your job?

[highland145]

Retired QA chemist for a pharmaceutical company.

And a lurker.

Mine.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Prescription drug dealer.

you should hook up with heller. He'll bring you record profits

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Operations Analyst. It falls under what they call "workforce managment" here, but basically it is a excel monkey who provides reports on anything and everything related to the workforce. From how productive they are to how many times they take a break to wipe their ass.

My buddies and I just did a similar project. We logged for one month the time we sat on the toilet to the time we left the bathroom. Then we imported into excel to analyse who spends the most time, average time, what days are the busiest etc. Quite a fun project. 3 of us spent 401 minutes on the can.

 

[Linflas]

Tech support for a middle and elementary school.

 

[ShawnD1]

you should hook up with heller. He'll bring you record profits

Heller ain't gots no money

 

[brainhulk]

Operations Analyst. It falls under what they call "workforce managment" here, but basically it is a excel monkey who provides reports on anything and everything related to the workforce. From how productive they are to how many times they take a break to wipe their ass.

i wonder what the report on me looks like :whiste:

 

[zebano]

Windows mobile driver development. Officially I'm a Senior Software Engineer.

 

[ShawnD1]

i wonder what the report on me looks like :whiste:

bad parts: you jack off at work way too often
good part: productivity is much higher after jacking off

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Heller ain't gots no money

His multi millionaire roomate does!

 

[Patt]

Me...web business development.


You?

Does that mean doing web development for business, or more of a technical sales role selling web services?

I'm the latter.

 

[highland145]

bad parts: you jack off at work way too often
worse part: productivity is much lower after jacking off because you're asleep at your desk.

fixed.

 

[ShawnD1]

fixed.

If you get tired from jacking it then you should probably start exercising more

 

[highland145]

If you get tired from jacking it then you should probably start exercising more

Better yet, new secretary.

 

[SZLiao214]

Sushi Chef

 

[Stuxnet]

Software developer / part time math instructor at local CC.

 

[Stuxnet]

My buddies and I just did a similar project. We logged for one month the time we sat on the toilet to the time we left the bathroom. Then we imported into excel to analyse who spends the most time, average time, what days are the busiest etc. Quite a fun project. 3 of us spent 401 minutes on the can.

May I suggest a little more fiber in your diet?

 

[ShawnD1]

Better yet, new secretary.

If moving your arm makes you tired, then moving your hips will make you even more tired. Hit the gym.

 

[highland145]

If moving your arm makes you tired, then moving your hips will make you even more tired. Hit the gym.

Dang Shawn, you are no fun today.

And I went this a.m., fwiw.

 

[KIAman]

Problem solver.

 

[ShawnD1]

Problem solver.

aka serial killer

 

[marcin]

Webdeveloper here.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

May I suggest a little more fiber in your diet?

The average for all of us was > 1 per day each just while at work. We were not counting outside of work. I think we are more than regular thanks.

 

[trigun500]

Tax Accountant

 

[IndyColtsFan]

My buddies and I just did a similar project. We logged for one month the time we sat on the toilet to the time we left the bathroom. Then we imported into excel to analyse who spends the most time, average time, what days are the busiest etc. Quite a fun project. 3 of us spent 401 minutes on the can.

You spent roughly 6.5 hours in a month taking a crap?

EDIT: Nevermind, that is the cumulative total for all 3 of you.

 

[Alone]

You spent roughly 6.5 hours in a month taking a crap?

I think he meant the three of the combined.