What's your funniest story?

[Zaitsevs]

I remember when I was a kid, those water filters. The ones that have water bottles upside down and chills our cools the water. Ours was from a company named Culligan. Well, my dad had my brother and I convinced that if we concentrated hard enough that it would bubble. I still remember almost pooping my pants on the kitchen floor from concentration on that dang bottle, well it bubbled.

 

[Demo24]

(edit: damn hit wrong button)

 

[olds]

<--- Law

 

[Sheepathon]

upscillion tried to take advantage of me in a dark alley once, but I distracted him with a loaf of garlic bread.

 

[mundane]

Alonzo
Tell me a story, Hoyt.

Jake
My story?

Alonzo
Not your story. A story. You can't keep your mouth shut long enough to let me finish my paper. So tell me a story.

Jake
I don't think I know any stories.

Alonzo waves the paper in Jake's face.

Alonzo
This is a newspaper. And I know it's ninety percent bullshit but it's entertaining. That's why I read it. Because it entertains me. If you won't let me read my paper, then entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story.

Jake
A real one or should I make one up?

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
<--- Law

I found the story hilarious, oldsmoboat. It was probably the funniest thing that I have ever heard. The way that he used the word "poop" was simply genius. I can't wait for more wacky tales from Zaitsevs, master of humor.