My favorite animal?
Shavedsnatchus Poontangus Maximus, of course.
Some of you may have actually seen one before, but on this board of "non-outdoorsy-types", I doubt it.
It is closely related to some of your wives, AKA, Bighairius Hadtwokidsus Snatchus Minimus, but is definitely of a different Cunnilingual Strain.
Many years ago, while you two were dating, you encountered Snatchus Allthetimeus, but since you both have married, your day trips are minimal, at best...usually, you encounter Mygodus Igotsomesnatchus Minimus.
I'd be happy to elaborate, via PM, for those of you that are having a problem with my primitive Pig Latin.