What's your favorite SNL celebrity jeopardy clip?

[ajpa123]

Hey guys,

I was just looking thru my burned cd collection from when i used to burn stuff off those p2p fileshare proggies. I found the old SNL Celebrity Jeopardy clips, i laughed so hard, especially at Darrell Hammond immating Sean Connery and making a mockery of the categories

My question is, what is your favorite Sean Connery clips.. was it one with any the the following:

[*]pen is mightier (pen1s mightier )
[*]an album cover ( anal bum cover )
[*]horsemen ( wh0re semen)
[*]therapists ( the r@pists)

If you haven't seen these, sean connery is bloody hilarious !

I think Norm McDonald's imitation of Burt Reynolds is a freakin masterpiece too as is Darrell Hammond's John Travolta !

(Edited cuz it something i added might offend some people, didnt mean to)

AJ.

 

[yellowperil]

Sean Connery: Uh.. I'll take SWORDS for $400.

Alex Trebek: It's actually not SWORDS? sir. Swords? These are words that begin with 'S.' The answer is: 'Popeye is this sort of man.' [Reynolds rings in.] Burt Reynolds.

Burt Reynolds: What is? Popeye?

Alex Trebek: No. [Connery rings in.] Sean Connery. And, remember, these are words that begin with the letter 'S,' not SWORDS.

Sean Connery: [Stumped, Connery hits his podium] Saber!

Alex Trebek: No!

Sean Connery: It began with a bloody 'S!'

 

[Spoooon]

How can you even pick? "Sean Connery" always steals the scene.

 

[InverseOfNeo]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
How can you even pick? "Sean Connery" always steals the scene.

Exactly what I was thinking. They are all celebrity jeopardy classics.

 

[ajpa123]

Any one see the pierce brosnan scene on SNL where he played the homosexual boutique worker with any SNL crew member...

He totally cracked up and couldnt control his lauging... one of the funniest things i ever saw too. Shame i couldn't find it on the internet so i could see it again


AJ.

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
Any one see the pierce brosnan scene on SNL where he played the homosexual boutique worker with any SNL crew member...

He totally cracked up and couldnt control his lauging... one of the funniest things i ever saw too. Shame i couldn't find it on the internet so i could see it again


AJ.

That one was pretty funny. I kind of like the skits where they end up cracking up.

 

[Electrode]

The condom thing.

 

[matt426malm]

cruise, sandler, connery

trebek - This movie title was taken from the book gone with the wind
connery- dolly parton
trebek- titles not titties
connery- not a fan of the ladies ar ya treBEK

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

A funny one was when Burt Reynolds changed his name to "Turd Furgeson."

 

[Amorphus]

I liked the Keanu Reeves one...

"I'd like balloons for $400"
"Uhm, thats not a category, Keanu"
"Oh, my mistake. I'll take balloons for $200 then"


I liked the "Is the HOT TEA hot or cold?" final jeopardy question, too.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
Any one see the pierce brosnan scene on SNL where he played the homosexual boutique worker with any SNL crew member...

He totally cracked up and couldnt control his lauging... one of the funniest things i ever saw too. Shame i couldn't find it on the internet so i could see it again


AJ.

I wish i had that one too..... also there was one with the guy who plays Jack on Will and Grace in the same sort of scene.

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
I liked the Keanu Reeves one...

"I'd like balloons for $400"
"Uhm, thats not a category, Keanu"
"Oh, my mistake. I'll take balloons for $200 then"


I liked the "Is the HOT TEA hot or cold?" final jeopardy question, too.

A similar one to the Hot Tea one is when John Travolta had the audio daily double and the category was continents. They voice snippet clue for the audio daily double said 'ASIA' slowly and loudy, twice.. and John Travolta couldn't answer.. Totally cracks me up.. don't ask me why. These actors aren't really that dumb in real life, but it's fun all the same !

AJ.

 

[silverpig]

The absolute best part was the "name this object" one.

Trebek: That's where I hold up an object and you just tell me what it is okay?
Connery: A man with a moustache!
Trebek: No, no Mr. Connery, I'm not the object. I haven't shown it to you yet. Name this object. *holds up object*
Driver: It's a popsicle!
Trebek: No.
Goldblum (Duchovny): Uh yes thank you, that is a... ummm... what is it called... um, you know.... one of those things from... when they would punish... criminals... uh... in uh... days of yore... and they'd put them in... um... oh... you know...
Trebek: You mean in the stocks or a pillary?
Goldblum: Yes, exactly.
*wrong buzzer*
Trebek: IT'S A FRIGGIN HAMMER!

 

[silverpig]

What sound does a doggy make? Fine. And your answer... You didn't... you couldn't even answer your own question?!?!?!
It was hard.

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: silverpig
The absolute best part was the "name this object" one.

Trebek: That's where I hold up an object and you just tell me what it is okay?
Connery: A man with a moustache!
Trebek: No, no Mr. Connery, I'm not the object. I haven't shown it to you yet. Name this object. *holds up object*

You are sooo right !!!!

That is the funniest one, and one that i forgot about !, thanks

While we're at it, which ones are the suckiest?

I say - Chris Tucker, Ozzy, Phil Donahue + Jerry Lewis

AJ.

 

[SaigonK]

The french Stewart one with Jimmy Fallon was good to, cracked me right up!

 

[Winchester]

They need to do more of those... so fricken hilarious.