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What's your favorite snapper reference?

shilala

shilala

Lifer
I tend to call the holiest-of-holies by "beaver" or "monkey".
I shy away from tuna references.
The best reference I ever heard was George Carlin when he said "that thing looks like your grandpa eating ice cream".
Whatt ya got?
 
In reference to an unattractive stripper who was displaying her goods, a buddy referred to her holiest of holies as:


a giant pink bat



😱

 
Thursday, July 22, 2004

It's a curse to have my mind...
This afternoon, I was minding my own business at work and doing some research regarding heart ailments at HeartInfo.org. This is exactly where I was when my eyes darted to an article entitled:

SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT STORE BOUGHT RED SNAPPERS

For enlightened souls, a snapper is a fish. For those unenlightened souls, a snapper is another word for a vagina. I learned this from George Carlin who does a hilarious bit on Snapper Lawnmowers. His definition is:

"A snapper comes from the term 'snapping pvssy' which is a particular type of pvssy with good, strong, muscle contraction that can grab on to you and give you a decent fvck"

I hear he'll be making a cameo in Websters Dictionary.

Now, the term "fish" also relates to female organs, and if you need an explanation....go ask your mom. This explains why in the middle of my work day I burst out laughing when I read:

"Red snapper is the most sought-after snapper species and has the highest prices, and many people, including me, believe it tastes best."
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