What's your favorite euphemism for breasts?

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: her209
Funbags

btw; this thread is in dire need of some serious pollage.

 

[b0mbrman]

Respect-Getters

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Chesticles FTW! New favorite!

I hate when people say "sweater puppies".

I actually like "sweater puppies"

But I don't usually refer to them as such.

**EDIT**

Not a breast man myself. Nothing beats a nice smile and an overall healthy figure.

BAN

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: sm8000

Originally posted by: resinboy
I heard one the other day that made me laugh- "Meat Curtains" LOL

YGPM

ya...that thar's a different area entirely

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: resinboy
I heard one the other day that made me laugh- "Meat Curtains" LOL

EDIT- guess that's the wrong term...............

That refers to something else entirely

 

[yh125d]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Chesticles FTW! New favorite!

I hate when people say "sweater puppies".

I actually like "sweater puppies"

But I don't usually refer to them as such.

**EDIT**

Not a breast man myself. Nothing beats a nice smile and an overall healthy figure.

BAN

crap, can someone get out the BanHammer?

 

[WildHorse]

I know a guy who calls 'em "Puppy Noses."

My babe has a sheer tight T-shirt with silk screening of two dolphins nose-on. I never thought of it till just the other day, how graphic that is.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: scott
I know a guy who calls 'em "Puppy Noses."

My babe has a sheer tight T-shirt with silk screening of two dolphins nose-on. I never thought of it till just the other day, how graphic that is.

I have a picture somewhere of a woman with Mardi Gras body art that reinforces the "Puppy Noses" name. Though they probably aren't cold and wet.

 

[OutHouse]

how do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?


















put a nippple on it.

:laugh:

 

[Geekbabe]

around here my breasts are called "missing" or if you prefer 404 error,boobs not found.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
around here my breasts are called "missing" or if you prefer 404 error,boobs not found.

I LOVE IT!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Norks.

 

[mrrman]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
around here my breasts are called "missing" or if you prefer 404 error,boobs not found.

lol thats good...I like a gal who has at least more boobs than I do....like a handful

 

[Jinny]

Water Balloons
Breastseses


added: Milk Juggs

 

[mitaiwan82]

"Katie has some bigass tittays!"

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Norks.

Another story behind that one?

 

[topslop1]

tittytangas.

 

[Linux23]

meteor mittens.

 

[StormRider]

Seat cushions?

 

[Liberator21]

Milk Bladders
----&----
Milk Saucers (to describe nipples if they're unusually large)

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Love pillows

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
around here my breasts are called "missing" or if you prefer 404 error,boobs not found.

I LOVE IT!

Years ago I was flying at a club. One of the ladies there was EXTREMELY slender.....
There are a crapload of acronyms in aviation.
One of them is called the

Time
Instruments
Transponder
Strobes

check, as you pull onto the runway for an instrument departure.

We all laughed about it, she'd pull onto the runway and say " T!TS? <looks down> none! OK, lets go"

 

[WildHorse]

HotChic,

What term do you & your husband use?

 

[snoopdoug1]

The girls

 

[ShadoWing]

they're like.....bags of sand, ya know?



bags of sand?
Have you ever even felt a woman's breast before?