What's your favorite euphemism for breasts?

[meltdown75]

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[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: JBT
I use guns ALOT

I knew there must be someone else out there who called them that. :beer:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
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he's baaaaaaaack. :laugh:

 

[mbesto]

yams or yamskies

 

[dakotagts]

What ever you call them, just dont call them

FLAT
Itty Bitty Titties

To her face....

 

[enon8727]

Chesters

"Look at the chesters on that girl!"


What's "huge tracts of land" from?

 

[m1ldslide1]

monty python.

Ive been using tits lately, but always with a heavy dose of irony.

 

[judasmachine]

boobies and my friends.

 

[EightySix Four]

roses are red
oil is black
why is your chest
as flat as your back?

 

[Chiboy]

Show us where the babies feed!

 

[Brutuskend]

Mammary glands?

Not very original I know but it DOES lead up to a rather interesting story.

Years ago I was dating this Italian girl with BIG'UNS, and one day being the guy I am I started singing a version of the old standard "Thanks for the Memories" but with the words changed to "Thanks for the mammaries".

And here comes the funny or at least STRANGE part, she had NO IDEA WHAT MAMMARIES WHERE!!

I was like WTF!!!???! :shocked:

 

[Orsorum]

Breasts? Boobs? It's been a while since I've seen a pair so I've reverted to my semi-scientific labeling of human anatomy.

 

[Mo0o]

tig ol bitties