What's your favorite Clint Eastwood Line?

GasX

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There are so many classics...

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
-- (Dirty Harry, 1971)

I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
-- (Dirty Harry, 1971)

Go ahead, make my day. (He actually uses this line in several movies, but this is the classic delivery in the diner...)
-- (Sudden Impact, 1983)

Every morning for the past ten years I've come in here for black coffee and a paper. This morning, Loretta, over there, put in sugar.Lots of sugar. I just came back to complain. (note - it was about 20 spoonfuls...)
-- (Sudden Impact, 1983)

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
-- (The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, 1966)

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
-- (A Fistful of Dollars, 1964)

Deserve's got nothin' to do with it...
-- (Unforgiven, 1992)

It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away everything he's got and everything he's ever gonna have. . .
-- (Unforgiven, 1992)

My name is gunnery sergeant tom highway and i have kicked more ass, banged more quiff, drank more beer, passed more blood than all you numb nuts put together
-- (Heartbrweak Ridge, 1986)

Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat constatina wire and spit napalm and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters.
-- (Heartbrweak Ridge, 1986)

Nothing like a nice piece of hickory...
-- (Pale Rider, 1985)

Get ready little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
-- (The Outlaw Josey Wales, 1972)
 

conjur

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Nothing like a nice piece of hickory...
-- (Pale Rider, 1985)


That was my exit line in IRC for a long time.
 

OutHouse

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you think shes mad?

forgot the name of the movie, its where he paints the town red.
 

ClueLis

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I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
-- (Dirty Harry, 1971)

Good stuff.
 

MattCo

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I cant believe I can't remember the exact line but Clint says something to the effect of: "Are you going to do something ore are you just going to stand there and bleed?"

-MC
 

waylman

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From High Plains Drifter (rent this if you haven't seen it!!!)

Man: Maybe you think you're fast enough to keep up with us, huh?
Stranger (Eastwood): A lot faster than you'll ever live to be."
 

waylman

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Originally posted by: Citrix
you think shes mad?

forgot the name of the movie, its where he paints the town red.

It's High Plains Drifter....the greatest of Clint's Westerns (well maybe 2nd greatest after good/bad/ugly).
 

Iron Woode

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"There are 2 kinds of people. Those who hang and those who do the cutting."
The Good, The bad and The Ugly.

Not sure how accurate I am here though.
 

Electric Amish

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My name is gunnery sergeant tom highway and i have kicked more ass, banged more quiff, drank more beer, passed more blood than all you numb nuts put together

That should be "Pissed" not "Passed".

Another classic (Sudden Impact(?))

"A man's gotta know his limitations."

amish
 

edro

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What about:

"Dying ain't much of a living." - Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josie Whales
 

Rudee

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
"There are 2 kinds of people. Those who hang and those who do the cutting."
The Good, The bad and The Ugly.

Not sure how accurate I am here though.


"There's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig!".

 

Gujski

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Another from Unforgiven:

Hackman's char: "You just shot an unarmed man!"
Clint: "He should have armed himself."
 

RossMAN

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Originally posted by: Mwilding

I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
-- (Dirty Harry, 1971)

pwn3ge
 

LAUST

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"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down."
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
"There are 2 kinds of people. Those who hang and those who do the cutting."
The Good, The bad and The Ugly.

Not sure how accurate I am here though.


"There's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig!".
Actually there are three iterations one about rope, one about spurs and one about digging....

 

jjones

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Originally posted by: edro13
What about:

"Dying ain't much of a living." - Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josie Whales
That's one of my favorites. Short and sweet. :D

 
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Robert : "You caught me. I was just picking you some flowers."
Francesca : "Oh?"
Robert : "Men still do that, don't they? I'm not out of date am I? Picking flowers for a woman as a sign of appreciation?"

Bridges of Madison County.












hahahah j/k i hated that movie.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: yamahaXS
Robert : "You caught me. I was just picking you some flowers."
Francesca : "Oh?"
Robert : "Men still do that, don't they? I'm not out of date am I? Picking flowers for a woman as a sign of appreciation?"

Bridges of Madison County.
:disgust:

hahahah j/k i hated that movie.
You know exact quotes from that movie. Shame on you!

 
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: yamahaXS
Robert : "You caught me. I was just picking you some flowers."
Francesca : "Oh?"
Robert : "Men still do that, don't they? I'm not out of date am I? Picking flowers for a woman as a sign of appreciation?"

Bridges of Madison County.
:disgust:

hahahah j/k i hated that movie.
You know exact quotes from that movie. Shame on you!

not at all, i just know how to use google.
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
"There are 2 kinds of people. Those who hang and those who do the cutting."
The Good, The bad and The Ugly.

Not sure how accurate I am here though.


"There's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig!".
Actually there are three iterations one about rope, one about spurs and one about digging....
Its been a while since I watched it.
 

"Sergeant, get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to set your nose on fire to light it!"

Heartbreak Ridge
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
"There are 2 kinds of people. Those who hang and those who do the cutting."
The Good, The bad and The Ugly.

Not sure how accurate I am here though.


"There's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig!".
Actually there are three iterations one about rope, one about spurs and one about digging....
And here they are:

rope
spurs
digging - note this is Clint's character's line in response to the above...

:D