Originally posted by: stars
I like them all, so I'll write a short story based on Dick and Jane.
Title: Dick Meets Jane and Dreams of a Rose.
Dick wakes in the morning. :clock::frown:
Dick eats breakfast quickly while speeding to work.:sun:
Dick realizes he was so rushed that he forgot to comb his hair.
Dick begins to work. :thumbsdown: :disgust:
Dick isn't finished with work but leaves anyway. :thumbsup:![]()
Dick doesnt care.![]()
Dick stops at a store to buy some alcohol. :beer:
Dick starts to leave but meets a chick, her name is Jane.
Dick is suprised he didnt get nervous like he normally does. :shocked:
Dick retreats to the store to buy condoms and Jane some alcohol. :wine: :gift:
Dick drives Jane to his home. They listen to music and talk. :music: :heart:
Dick takes pictures of Jane to post on Anandtech. :camera:
Dick thinks of ways to convince her to have sex and tries to kiss her. :light: :lips:
Jane laughs and leaves. :laugh::brokenheart:
Dick sits and drinks alone, deciding that all women are evil. :| :evil:
Dick falls asleep and dreams that he should have just given Jane a damn rose. :moon:![]()
Originally posted by: stars
I like them all, so I'll write a short story based on Dick and Jane.
Title: Dick Meets Jane and Dreams of a Rose.
Dick wakes in the morning. :clock::frown:
Dick eats breakfast quickly while speeding to work.:sun:
Dick realizes he was so rushed that he forgot to comb his hair.
Dick begins to work. :thumbsdown: :disgust:
Dick isn't finished with work but leaves anyway. :thumbsup:![]()
Dick doesnt care.![]()
Dick stops at a store to buy some alcohol. :beer:
Dick starts to leave but meets a chick, her name is Jane.
Dick is suprised he didnt get nervous like he normally does. :shocked:
Dick retreats to the store to buy condoms and Jane some alcohol. :wine: :gift:
Dick drives Jane to his home. They listen to music and talk. :music: :heart:
Dick takes pictures of Jane to post on Anandtech. :camera:
Dick thinks of ways to convince her to have sex and tries to kiss her. :light: :lips:
Jane laughs and leaves. :laugh::brokenheart:
Dick sits and drinks alone, deciding that all women are evil. :| :evil:
Dick falls asleep and dreams that he should have just given Jane a damn rose. :moon:![]()
Originally posted by: stars
I like them all, so I'll write a short story based on Dick and Jane.
Title: Dick Meets Jane and Dreams of a Rose.
Dick wakes in the morning. :clock::frown:
Dick eats breakfast quickly while speeding to work.:sun:
Dick realizes he was so rushed that he forgot to comb his hair.
Dick begins to work. :thumbsdown: :disgust:
Dick isn't finished with work but leaves anyway. :thumbsup:![]()
Dick doesnt care.![]()
Dick stops at a store to buy some alcohol. :beer:
Dick starts to leave but meets a chick, her name is Jane.
Dick is suprised he didnt get nervous like he normally does. :shocked:
Dick retreats to the store to buy condoms and Jane some alcohol. :wine: :gift:
Dick drives Jane to his home. They listen to music and talk. :music: :heart:
Dick takes pictures of Jane to post on Anandtech. :camera:
Dick thinks of ways to convince her to have sex and tries to kiss her. :light: :lips:
Jane laughs and leaves. :laugh::brokenheart:
Dick sits and drinks alone, deciding that all women are evil. :| :evil:
Dick falls asleep and dreams that he should have just given Jane a damn rose. :moon:![]()