What's your excuse? Thread

Discussion in 'Politics and News' started by jackstar7, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. jackstar7

    jackstar7 Diamond Member

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    Seeing PJABBER already trying to blame Black Panthers and polling place hijinks for today's still undetermined outcome, I thought it might be a chance to amuse each other with what we'd like to blame should the choices we make in voting not match the outcomes.

    I would like to blame the weather here. Hearing about Sandy for a week and then waking up to a light fog here really terrified me, and I'm sure many other So. Cal voters, and so I know that weather machines were clearly built to stop my voice from being heard.

    What conspiracy will thwart you today?
     
  2. Atomic Playboy

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    The overwhelming success of the Broadway musical "The Book of Mormon" has irrevocably tipped the nation in Romney's favor.
     
  3. Genx87

    Genx87 Lifer

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    I blame the system for giving us identical candidates that in 4 years will drive this country further into debt.
     
  4. bfdd

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    Wouldn't it work against him?
     
  5. jackstar7

    jackstar7 Diamond Member

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    It's a musical of tolerance and understanding!
     
  6. soulcougher73

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    I blame yard gnomes.
     
  7. dank69

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    I blame Canada!
     
  8. bignateyk

    bignateyk Lifer

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    You touch yourself at night.
     
  9. blackangst1

    blackangst1 Lifer

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    These?

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  10. Todd33

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    If Romney wins then my excuse is D's didn't get off their ass and vote. Also the racism.
     
  11. Jimzz

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    THIS!!!

    The sooner people see that voting 3rd party, Gary Johnson 2012!!!, is a better option maybe one of the main 2 will see straight.

    If Huntsman was on the R ticket Obama would be gone easy.
     
  12. thraashman

    thraashman Lifer

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    I blame hydraulic fracking pumping chemicals in the ground that contaminate drinking water and driving the overall intelligence of the population lower. Because my god this country would have to have dove into a record level of stupid to elect Romney.
     
  13. Ken g6

    Ken g6 Programming Moderator, Elite Member
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    I blame Internet trolls. Whatever happens, I blame Internet trolls. :p
     
  14. DominionSeraph

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    I blame Fox News. I just turned them on and saw that they're talking about the weather (which they've continued to do for the last 20 minutes.) So things must not be going well for their side. But that's just no excuse for them to stop campaigning for Romney. Fight! Fight! Fight!
     
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  15. PJABBER

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    Hey, hey, hey.

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  16. nehalem256

    nehalem256 Lifer

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    I blame everyone who voted.

    If we all just stayed home then neither would have won :D