what's your costume for halloween 2017?

[Hako]

I am going to wear Rorschach costume if I can find it

 

[KMFJD]

 

[zinfamous]

Looks good suggest me more.

 

[zinfamous]

I don't have nightmares. I have whimsical adventures of blowing away zombies and running away from wolves. In all cases I usually win.

Well, it's great that your dreams are more successful than your real life...

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I'm going as the tinder app. My profile is total lies as are my profile pics. I can post pics if someone tells me how to host. It's being used in two days. The profile is below and will go on my back. The front is the tinder X and Checkmark with my real photo. Bought some red hair to mimic the flame.

Spelling/ grammar errors are intentional:
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* Priest, Roman Catholic Diocese
* Less than a mile away
* Married

My friends would say that I be someone that is a is a unique blend of Charles Manson, Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise.

My other characteristics:

• Texts friends while on dates
  
• Prefers morning meth over morning coffee
  
• Distinct Body Odor
  
• Staunch Republican
  
• Loves watching TV
  
• Carrier of multiple STDs
  
• Loves children!
  
• HEAVEY Smoker (2 packs a day)
  
• Won word answers
  
• Not inquisitive
  
• Impeccable Drinker
  
• Penis shaped like pancake
  
• Belches after a good meal
  
• Loves farting
  
• Poops with the bathroom door open
  
• Proud owner of 1976 Ford Pinto (vroom)
  
• Lacks all work ethixs
  
• Steroids not to gain muscle but for the roid rage.
  
• Pathological Liar.
  
• Sperm donor

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Links to the best costume ever!

https://www.google.com/search?safe=...1frWAhVG4iYKHfCvCCQQvwUIJSgA&biw=1330&bih=679

 

[John Connor]

HAHAHA! Didn't quite think that one through I imagine.

 

[brianmanahan]

HAHAHA! Didn't quite think that one through I imagine.

this notion that he didn't know what he was doing is just not true. he knew exactly what he was doing.

 

[MrSquished]

nothing. I'm flying to the Mediterranean on Halloween. Gonna miss the NYC Village parade. Sniff. I cry.

 

[sdifox]

Hey, I'm still searching a costume for my self. And I couldn't find yet what will suit me. Can anyone suggest some costume for man?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheongsam

Wear qipao

 

[Chaotic42]

HAHAHA! Didn't quite think that one through I imagine.

What am I missing? It seems well thought out to me.

 

[John Connor]

What am I missing? It seems well thought out to me.

Are you a pedophile?

 

[Chaotic42]

Are you a pedophile?

She doesn't look under 18 to me. If she's not legal, then it's a bad idea.

 

[clamum]

Well I did some more looking for the pieces of the Bronn costume and the brigandine vests I found on eBay that would remotely work are hundreds of dollars. Ehhhhh...

I told my co-worker this morning about who I wanted to dress up as and he suggested Negan (from Walking Dead) instead. I might actually do that; I have gray jeans, black boots, a red scarf/shemagh. Just need to get a black leather jacket and the brown belt and single black glove (lol). And a Lucille of course. I still wanna go as Bronn but unless I make everything by hand I think I'm out of luck there. I'm still gonna go to Goodwill before I decide but I think I'll be Negan as it looks. Plus Negan is a total BA and I am too

 

[zinfamous]

Are you a pedophile?

wut?

 

[zinfamous]

She doesn't look under 18 to me. If she's not legal, then it's a bad idea.

pedophilia is sexual attraction to pre-pubescent individuals. say, 10 and younger, but usually closer to 5-8 or so. It does not describe sexual attraction to ambiguous legal definitions of when it is tolerable to have sex with a young adult.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I fucking love Halloween - especially when it's on a Friday or Saturday. It's the only day you can go out to eat and have no wait at the best restaurants - and then go to the movies afterwards and it's entirely empty even for the latest flick. Fuck yeah.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I think John Connor is trolling us. We all got the joke. The fact that he thinks people here are pedophiles says more about what he saw in the picture than what we saw. I saw a funny couple's outfit. It had nothing to do with John Connor's state of mind but what everyone else thought about it.

 

[brianmanahan]

Are you a pedophile?

%100 sure that's his GF or wife

 

[Crono]

Well I did some more looking for the pieces of the Bronn costume and the brigandine vests I found on eBay that would remotely work are hundreds of dollars. Ehhhhh...

I told my co-worker this morning about who I wanted to dress up as and he suggested Negan (from Walking Dead) instead. I might actually do that; I have gray jeans, black boots, a red scarf/shemagh. Just need to get a black leather jacket and the brown belt and single black glove (lol). And a Lucille of course. I still wanna go as Bronn but unless I make everything by hand I think I'm out of luck there. I'm still gonna go to Goodwill before I decide but I think I'll be Negan as it looks. Plus Negan is a total BA and I am too

I should go as this

 

[John Connor]

I think John Connor is trolling us. We all got the joke. The fact that he thinks people here are pedophiles says more about what he saw in the picture than what we saw. I saw a funny couple's outfit. It had nothing to do with John Connor's state of mind but what everyone else thought about it.

"Accuse those of which you are guilty." Was what a Nazi propagandist once said.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I should go as this

Going as a vegan would be the best costume ever - no one would be able to tell because regardless of if you're doing it for costume or not, every fucking vegan immediately has to tell you that they are vegan.

 

[zinfamous]

"Accuse those of which you are guilty." Was what a Nazi propagandist once said.

...so you're saying that you're a pedophile?

GTK.

 

[GobBluth]

I'm going as Chris Cornell, with a belt around my neck and my pants around my ankles.