What's your age and are you a virgin? Poll!

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What's your age and are you a Virgin?

  • Virgin. <20

  • Virgin. 20-24

  • Virgin. 25-29

  • Virgin. 30-39

  • Virgin. 40+

  • Not a Virgin <20

  • Not a Virgin. 20-24

  • Not a Virgin. 25-29

  • Not a Virgin. 30-39

  • Not a Virgin. 40+


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TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
16,800
45
91
honestly, it's ok to look at your past to see why things are the way they are.

but if you don't do anything about after repeated advice, constantly whine, woe is me bullshit, then you're a trolling assdouche...


and have a small penis.

I blame the cards for that last one.
 

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
16,800
45
91
maybe it's genetics punishing you for your actions?

use it or lose it?

it's ashamed to be attached to you?

My actions? What actions could it possibly be punishing me for? Trying to pursue thousands of women? Oh, my bad...

Simulated use is frequent enough.

It's not like the dick itself has anything to be proud of.
 

Joseph F

Diamond Member
Jul 12, 2010
3,522
2
0
sorry, not trying to be a troll.
btw i think y'all should take a deep breath and calm down... this was supposed to be a fun thread, right?
 

Kirby

Lifer
Apr 10, 2006
12,028
2
0
sorry, not trying to be a troll.
btw i think y'all should take a deep breath and calm down... this was supposed to be a fun thread, right?

you're not trolling, trident is.

it was fun thread until he posted.
 

BurnItDwn

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
26,354
1,863
126
I am like pretty much an old grey man at the ancient age of 30.

Virgin, hah, I don't even know if I can remember that far back.

That said, it's been a long time, last time I got action was 4th of july weekend ... ugh ...
 

nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
42,808
83
91
Fuck why did I mention TridenT :( This was a fun thread for a while.
mentioning Trident in a thread is like the ATOT equivalent of shouting Macbeth in a theater ;)



to answer the poll, 29 and no... last time I engaged in buttsex activities was Friday morning/afternoon.
 

FTM0305

Member
Aug 19, 2010
142
0
0
From this poll I assert that a person who has no lost their virginity by 24 will have a greater likelihood loosing it when they are 25. However, after 29 their chances begin to decrease approaching 40 years old.

Either that or this poll merely indicates the sexual status of the age groups of the average demographic viewing the off topic section.

From that assumption, it can be said that those in the 25 - 29 age group have a smaller attention span and are prone to wasting time writing about miscellaneous topics. This personality traits are also common among liars.

weird...
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,892
31,410
146
I don't have social anxiety, depression, or any of that brain shtuffy.

I'm only bitter in the sense that I got dealt a pretty shit hand in life. (Never that gifted intellectually, physically, financially, familyily, anythingly.)

20, virgin. I'm getting to the point where I am about to say, "FUCK IT." Bill O'Reilly style and just throw down my jacket and leave the set when it comes to dating. I'm tired of dealing with young women.

pathetic, TridenT, absolutely, fucking, PATHETIC.

If anything, THIS is a shit hand in life:
starvation.jpg


Here's the truth: No one chooses where they are born, who they are born to. No one is really "dealt" anything. We MAKE ourselves. You are simply pathetic.
 

Rastus

Diamond Member
Oct 10, 1999
4,704
3
0
I would never have sex with a woman who would lower her standards so far that she would have sex with me.