What's wrong with Walter, dude?

[ThePresence]

NFWTJ!

 

[PottedMeat]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE! YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

 

[ThePresence]

Life doesn't start and stop at your convenience!

 

[Legendary]

...at least it's an ethos...

 

[Sinsear]

"Pederast"

 

[Goosemaster]

The Ball scene is Fking gold.

 

[darkswordsman17]

*Jackie Treehorn gets phone call, writes something down, hangs up, and then leaves the room. The Dude sneaks over and shades the paper with a pencil, revealing a crude sketch of a guy with a giant penis.*

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
*Jackie Treehorn gets phone call, writes something down, hangs up, and then leaves the room. The Dude sneaks over and shades the paper with a pencil, revealing a crude sketch of a guy with a giant penis.*

:laugh:

The premise of the movie was so fvking awful. After watching all I was thinking was "what great execution."

 

[Vehemence]

One of the best movies evar.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Legendary
...at least it's an ethos...

:laugh:

 

[Auric]

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

 

[illusion88]

This is a fucking show dog with fucking papers, you can't fucking board it, it gets upset.

 

[JasonCoder]

Originally posted by: Auric
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Dude. You beat me to it. But here we go...

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: JasonCoder

Originally posted by: Auric
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Dude. You beat me to it. But here we go...

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

Hey man, that's The Dude, or His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

You got a date on Wednesday baby! Woooooo!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

 

[loup garou]

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

 

[ThePresence]

I accept your apology... No I, I just want to handle it myself from now on... No. That has nothing to do with it... Yes, it made it home, I'm calling from home. No, Walter, it didn't look like Larry was about to crack. Well that's your perception. . . Well you're right, Walter, and the unspoken Message is FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE... Yeah, I'll be at practice.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: loup garou
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

 

[loup garou]

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL! Shomer shabbos!

 

[ThePresence]

Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
What the fuck are you talkin' about?
Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
And you know this!
Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Nice Marmot.

 

[anxi80]

you have no frame of reference here. you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie...

 

[EMPshockwave82]

*gets head shoved into toilet*
Blond Treehorn Thug: Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead?
The Dude: It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.
*gets head shoved into toilet again*

 

[Xavier434]

"Hey this is like...a private residence man!"


"You can imagine what they do next."..."He fixes the cable?"