What's with Leprechauns and Gold???

[shilala]

Every time I see a Leprechaun they're always waxing on about gold.
It's always the "pot of gold", rules about getting the gold, once they have the gold, gold, gold, gold.
Seems to me it's a pretty deeply rooted psychological fixation that they probably ought to seek help for.

The elves, they have the toy thing or they're dickin' with someone's shoes.
Hell, even the gnomes have that nasty underpants fetish.

What's with the little people/fixation thing?

 

[loup garou]

I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

 

What about lucky?

 

[weirdichi]

Cuz Trix are for kids, silly green man!

 

[Sheepathon]

WHAT ABOUT THE MARSHMALLOWS, WE LOVE MARSHMALLOWS TOO

 

[meltdown75]

lol. dickin' with the shoes. silly elves and their tiny toolkits.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: SampSon
What about lucky?

There's a rainbow stuck in a pot of charms on the box, dude.
Somehow he's managed to channel his gold fixation energy into a cereal problem.
He probably went to one of those State Psychologists you get when you're on welfare.
(Admittedly I'm only assuming he's on welfare because he's Irish and it's highly likely he's out of work because he's an alcoholic.)

 

[Pocatello]

Why the Keebler's elves are so different than the Tolkien's elves?

 

[Syrch]

thats true, lucky throws off this theory

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
lol. dickin' with the shoes. silly elves and their tiny toolkits.

What was that story where they all sneaked in one night and made all the Cobbler's shoes? I can't remember the moral of the name of the story, all I can remember is the marauding elves.

 

[Schadenfroh]

They like shiny things such as gold and apple products.

 

[Giscardo]

It is a little known fact that Hobbits do not have sex organs. They congeal from the clouds of dandiness that gather in The Shire.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Giscardo
It is a little known fact that Hobbits do not have sex organs. They congeal from the clouds of dandiness that gather in The Shire.

See, that's just the kind of sicko shyt I was talking about.
All these little turds have an angle, and it's all WEIRD!!!

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
They like shiny things such as gold and apple products.

Apple products??? 😕