What's with girls and tongue rings?

jinduy

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when i see a girl with a tongue ring, it gives me the impression that they like to do some specific naughty thing... and i'm always hearing jokes like that too...

is that the type of impression girls want to give so they can exert that "naughtiness" in them?
 

AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: jinduy
when i see a girl with a tongue ring, it gives me the impression that they like to do some specific naughty thing... and i'm always hearing jokes like that too...

is that the type of impression girls want to give so they can exert that "naughtiness" in them?
The Alien Roadie Report finds that 95% of all women with a pierced tongue, have shaved completely and probably have more metal"down there". :Q
BTW, groupies will show you that stuff , just have to ask.

 

ThaGrandCow

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The tongue ring is "in" right now. The tattoo right above the ass is in for women right now too. Just another trendy fashion trend that'll die out in a few years.

Hey, at least it's not tongue splitting yet :Q
 

Ryan

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Taken from the Chris Rock song "No Sex in the Champagne Room"

"If a girl has a tongue ring, she'll probably suck your wang
If a guy has a tongue ring, he'll probably suck your wang"

But, of course, he didn't use the word "wang" ;)
 

AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The tongue ring is "in" right now. The tattoo right above the ass is in for women right now too. Just another trendy fashion trend that'll die out in a few years.

Hey, at least it's not tongue splitting yet :Q
I can just hear it now...
" Grandma, why are your teeth chipped and what's that on your back?"......

 

jinduy

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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The tongue ring is "in" right now. The tattoo right above the ass is in for women right now too. Just another trendy fashion trend that'll die out in a few years.

Hey, at least it's not tongue splitting yet :Q
I can just hear it now...
" Grandma, why are your teeth chipped and what's that on your back?"......

yep, and i guess the motivation for people doing such things is that "you live only once." yeah you live only once and you're gonna have that stuff for the rest of your life when you want to get rid of it.
 

heartsurgeon

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The tattoo right above the ass is in for women right now too

i read somewhere that that location for a tattoo was first popularized in prison, where
a supplicant was tattooed in that location to make "ownership" easier to identify when
the individual was on their hands and knees awaiting the "courtship" event (yeeeechhh..)
 

Muck

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I agree. I think the tongue ring/tats look trashy. Cheapens the woman.

heartsurgeon.....I was just about to get a snack. Thanks alot. lol.
 

0roo0roo

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having seen pics of how they can slowly damage front teeth.. ick!! people eventually lose their teeth.
 

ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
The tattoo right above the ass is in for women right now too

i read somewhere that that location for a tattoo was first popularized in prison, where
a supplicant was tattooed in that location to make "ownership" easier to identify when
the individual was on their hands and knees awaiting the "courtship" event (yeeeechhh..)

OMG HAWT!!!
Women in prison having lesbian sex!!!!
<massive fappage abounds>
<insert link to www.writeaprisoner.com here>
 

NikPreviousAcct

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There's only one woman that I have ever known where it was an *INSTANT* turn on when I saw she had one. I have GOT to convince Chelsea to get one... just out of curiosity :p
 

jinduy

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belly rings are cool, but it's not cool when it leaves a scar when it's removed :(.
 

Ladies Man

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it's all good :evil:

just be happy girls aren't making us guys get penis peircings... give it 5-10 years.... it'll be common.
 

LunarRay

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No rings of any kind... and no "piercing" and no tattoo...

I don't find any of it sexy.. sorry.
 

ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: Ladies Man
it's all good :evil:

just be happy girls aren't making us guys get penis peircings... give it 5-10 years.... it'll be common.

I actually met a guy that had one of those. He offered to show it to me, I declined.
His girl there wouldn't stop raving about it.
It'd better be the fvckin second coming of christ every time I remove my pants if you're going to get me to st@b a piece of metal through my johnson like that (pun not intended)

EDIT: I'm serious... when I unzip my fly I want to hear angels singing in the background, watch the clouds open up and shine a ray of pure light on my crotch, and see Jesus himself lean down from the clouds and give mr. winky the thumbs up before I'd ever consider something like the peter-piercing
 

drunkmunk

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It's been my experience that toungue rings are like speed bumps... they just slow everything down.
Appearance wise it doesn't bother me one way or the other