What's Up With July 1st?

[BurnItDwn]

For the good of the nation, I will volunteer to take Florida. I will build a kingdom of alligators and then I will use my alligator army to attack and conquer Canada!

 

[Fayd]

perhaps you should actually read the bill...

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/111/hr2847/text

 

[Newell Steamer]

July 1st, 2014; Obama will allow China to build their 1st military/mosque base on the land the government tried to take from the Bundy ranchers. And, use the Bundy family and employees to wash the cloths of the Chinese soldiers. As well as send this military/mosque base daily shipments of white virgin Christian women, for the soldiers to do whatever they want with them.

The liberals will also start to openly and publically eat aborted human fetuses. As well make that Tuesday (which falls on July 1st) and every Tuesday there after; Harass A Christian Until They Cry And Denounce Jesus Day.

 

[Away]

And you have to take Florida

We'll give Florida to Cuba, everyone wins. :awe:

 

[destrekor]

For the good of the nation, I will volunteer to take Florida. I will build a kingdom of alligators and then I will use my alligator army to attack and conquer Canada!

I hear their polar bear army has been getting rather decimated in past years due to loss of staging grounds. As Canada melts and Florida floods, your plan may actually have a strong chance of success. :hmm:

 

[BurnItDwn]

I hear their polar bear army has been getting rather decimated in past years due to loss of staging grounds. As Canada melts and Florida floods, your plan may actually have a strong chance of success. :hmm:

Initially, while the polar bears are strong, I wouldn't actually try to conquer Canada. I would more or less be going on Poutine raids and drinking Tim Hortons coffee.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I can't wait till July. Winter might be over then. Though, we'll be a few months away from starting another.