whats this country song?

[SWScorch]

Yes, yes, I know, metalheads and techies arent supposed to listen to country, but I live in bumf*ck NY, so I like some country. I heard a song a couple of times that was real sad. It started out "I was young... he was old... we were both the same age" talking about his dog, and how he died, and how he would "never be the same again." Then he goes on to sing about his girlfriend, and his wife, and his wife dying. I think it is quite possibly the saddest song I've ever heard. Anyone know the title and artist?

 

[JC]

....his dog....his girlfriend....his wife.....

Isn't this every country song?

 

[ohtwell]

Real Life - Jeff Carson


: ) Amanda

 

[shiner]

The Perfect Country & Western Song - David Allan Coe

It was all that I could do to keep from cryin'
Sometimes it seems so useless to remain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name.

You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride.
You don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.
Even though your on my fightin' side.

CHORUS
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name.

I've heard my name a few times in your phone book
I've seen it on signs where I've laid
But the only time I know, I'll hear David Allan Coe
Is when Jesus has his final judgement day.

CHORUS...

Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
and he told me it was the perfect country and western song
I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect
country and western song because he hadn't said anything about
Momma, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent
it to me and after reading it, I realized that my friend had written
the perfect country and western song. And I felt obliged to include it
on this album. The last verse goes like this here:

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.

CHORUS:

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name.