What's the worst you've ever hurt someone? PHYSICALLY!!!!!!!

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FFactory0x

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What's the worst you've ever hurt someone? PHYSICALLY!!!!!!!


I Broke a kids arm in a bar, and in the same fight knocked someone out with a Coors Light bottle to the dome. That will teach 5 people to mess with me and my friend
 
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chuckywang

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Here, you look like you need to be cheered up. Here's a song for you. I hope you like it.

:music:

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

ROCK LOBSTER!
:music:

Well, see ya later.
 
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sonz70

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I've gotten in quiet a few bar fights, which I guess don't count, because everyone gets in bar fights. the only really bad one is some people tried to mug me and a friend in Oshawa, and I swung at him with a golfclub, cracked something but I ran, didn't stop to look.

I was like 16 :)
 
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BudAshes

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i ripped off a mans testicles and fed them to his dog and then fed his dog to him.
 
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Orsorum

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Mm, I hit a kid on the head with a baseball bat once. I still don't remember why I did it, I think we were like 7 at the time. I don't remember playing with him after that. :( :eek:
 
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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Mm, I hit a kid on the head with a baseball bat once. I still don't remember why I did it, I think we were like 7 at the time. I don't remember playing with him after that. :( :eek:
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:music: Because...he went to heaven..you lost your friend :music:
 
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nageov3t

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I set my friend's leg on fire.

in fairness, I warned him...

(story: we were all hanging out at a friends apartment in college... he and I were sitting on a couch, with my other friends in arm chairs or on the floor. I had a lighter in my hand because we were smoking. he decided to lay his legs in my lap, and I'm like, "Rob, get your legs out of my crotch or I'll set them on fire." and he didn't... no actual injuries, though. just some scortched hair and a welt.)
 
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QuitBanningMe

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I kicked a kid in the head who is now "mentally impaired"

A guy I had "history" with attacked me while seated at a Huddle House and the only thing I could find to defend myself with was my steak knike which I stabbed him with. He spent several days in the hospital. Thank god for vid security.......The judge actually laughed at him in court.

The guy I mentioned above attacked me at a bar I worked at and I put his head through the glass on a pinball machine. I got fired for "excessive force".

The "history" is he "raped" a friend of mine and I beat him down for it.



In a bar in Waukeegan Il ? called the circus I watched a captain beat his wife for "flirting" and I took a pool stick to his head. Shore Patrol got me out of jail and nothing else ever came of it. I'm not sure of the extent of his injuries but they couldn't have been minor.

.....I need anger management classes although I have calmed down a lot. I still won't think twice before fighting...............
This is not just "fight stories" right?
 
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So

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I dropped plutonium on a guy's foot once. I didn't have time to apologize! :Q
 
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So

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(seriously, probably the time I landed a dart in my friend's knee...he was fine...no hospital trip...but it was a surreal moment when everyone in the room was staring at it sticking out of his knee and thinking 'holy sh!t')
 
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cornbread

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kicked a crackhead in the head till he was unconscious cause he was messing around my truck outside of a bar. the bartender laughed about it and gave me the next few rounds on the house.
 
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jerryjg

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wow- youre a sick puppy !
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I kicked a kid in the head who is now "mentally impaired"

A guy I had "history" with attacked me while seated at a Huddle House and the only thing I could find to defend myself with was my steak knike which I stabbed him with. He spent several days in the hospital. Thank god for vid security.......The judge actually laughed at him in court.

The guy I mentioned above attacked me at a bar I worked at and I put his head through the glass on a pinball machine. I got fired for "excessive force".

The "history" is he "raped" a friend of mine and I beat him down for it.



In a bar in Waukeegan Il ? called the circus I watched a captain beat his wife for "flirting" and I took a pool stick to his head. Shore Patrol got me out of jail and nothing else ever came of it. I'm not sure of the extent of his injuries but they couldn't have been minor.

.....I need anger management classes although I have calmed down a lot. I still won't think twice before fighting...............
This is not just "fight stories" right?
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So

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Landroval
he may never have children
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You stole his sperm?? :Q
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Bwahaha. According to fedex...it's in a ziplock baggie on it's way to malasia RIGHT NOW.
 
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QuitBanningMe

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Originally posted by: jerryjg
wow- youre a sick puppy !
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I kicked a kid in the head who is now "mentally impaired"

A guy I had "history" with attacked me while seated at a Huddle House and the only thing I could find to defend myself with was my steak knike which I stabbed him with. He spent several days in the hospital. Thank god for vid security.......The judge actually laughed at him in court.

The guy I mentioned above attacked me at a bar I worked at and I put his head through the glass on a pinball machine. I got fired for "excessive force".

The "history" is he "raped" a friend of mine and I beat him down for it.



In a bar in Waukeegan Il ? called the circus I watched a captain beat his wife for "flirting" and I took a pool stick to his head. Shore Patrol got me out of jail and nothing else ever came of it. I'm not sure of the extent of his injuries but they couldn't have been minor.

.....I need anger management classes although I have calmed down a lot. I still won't think twice before fighting...............
This is not just "fight stories" right?
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Why? With six exceptions I have never thrown the first blow?

After that blow is thrown I treat everyone like they are trying to kill me..........................not like I want to win a fight...
 
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