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herkulease

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8th grade. I was so happy I won an award. I forgot what it was called but only 3 people get it. one ofr each grade level. school only had 6th, 7th 8th.

I bolted on stage only to slip and on the steps.

Crowd of say 150, parents and students.

We were not told ahead of time hence the excitment. those who were attended did know were given various other awards, honor roll, perfect attendence that stuff.


 

herkulease

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Originally posted by: cherrytwist
I got mugged once in KC when I was with three female friends (we were all college kids at the time).

Two street thugs appear from behind (me). The bigger dude grabbed me from behind with his forearm, lifted me up slightly off the ground and put a gun barrel to the back of my head.

The smaller dude grabbed one of the girls (he has a gun, too, puts it to her head), searched her pockets (and a little more). Then he searched the other girls' pockets.

The third girl runs and calls the cops. They show up soon, but the perps are long gone.

Total pwnage. Not a goddamn thing I could do. They grabbed me first, figuring I was the only one that would possibly attempt heroics. Clearly I didn't :(

that's not ownage. that's smarts. You'd be stupid if you tried anything.
 

Locut0s

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Originally posted by: akshatp
On my honeymoon in Bora Bora this year, I jumped out of the kayak that my wife and I were in and went for a swim. I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind and flip her out of it too. Only when I tried to flip it I got dragged under somehow and the thing came back upright (didnt flip) and the force it came down with knocked me in the head HARD.

I got dizzy, wife was still dry and laughing her a$$ off seated safely in the kayak...

PWNED

Nicest sounding pwnage I've heard so far!
 

Stumps

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I had a car accident back in 1998, I was stupid and didn't have any insurance(I had only just bought the car and hadn't yet put insurance on it).
The Police labeled it as a "P Plater in a V8) case and even though I didn't cause the accident I was stuck with the bill.
I just ignored all court procedings and went about things as if they never happened.

Late in 2002 after working my ass off to buy a 1992 Nissian GTR Skyline R32 V spec, I went in to my bank to deposit the last little bit of cash that I needed before trotting down to the local jap importer to buy the freshly imported GTR they had gotten for me.

I was informed by the bank teller that I should contact my solicitor and that all the funds in my account had been garnished.
I near had a heart attack and after he figured out what was going on, it turned out that a court order back in 1998 had made me liable for the accident for up to 12 years and that the insurance company had found out through the taxation department that I was working and decided to help themselves to my hard earned cash and then some....my wage was to be garnished for up to 2 years to cover any extra penalties that court had imposed.

The only way out was to declare bankruptsy(which I am now clear of and have a working credit record again) which put an end to the wage garnishing which occured for 3 months, and forget about the money I had been saving for the past 9 months.

All up for an original AU$9700 bill it cost me AU$38,590 and I was still left with the bill for the importing of a car I could no longer buy....talk about PWNED.
 

illusion88

Lifer
Oct 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: BrownTown
Well, one time when i was really drunk a fried of mine made a video of me falling over drunk that inevitably gets shown to everyone else and gets me laughed at. Still 3 years later and people apparently think its still funny :confused:.
.

That's a weak drunk story. Let me tell you mine.

So this was 3 years back and then a little under a month (September 17th actually). On the 16th we decided to do some day drinking. So we stock up for the next day. Come around 12pm on the 17th we were pretty hammered and called it quits for now. Eventually we sober up and are hanging out again. It's my parents anniversary that night so they are out of the house for a bit. They tell me they are going to dinner and a movie. So once they leave we all congregate at my parents house and start drinking again with a vengeance. Between 5 of us we kill a handle of Winners Cup Vodka by mixing it with orange juice.

By this point I am trashed beyond control. It gets dark and we realize my folks will be coming home soon and we must vacate the house. I live in an upper middleclass white suburb and this is a Wednesday night. The last thing I remember is going outside. I was attempting to ride my bike. I would get up, pedal once, twice then fall on my face. I did this three times before I made it out of the driveway. I called it quits right there.

So we started walking. Apparently I was running around screaming at other people who were walking. I started tackling mailboxes, ripping them out of the ground. Then I started kicking cars. At one point, I kicked a car then rang the doorbell of the house it was parked in front of. At this point we all split and I got separated from the others.

Later, and each of my friends has a good story but ill tell you mine, I was found underneath a car. I was hiding. My buddy was walking around looking for me and I whispered "hey, I?m under here!". So we started walked home.

We noticed my folks were back, so we were chilling outside. I figured it was a good time to take my pants off and run around the cul-de-sac. All my buddies were telling me "dude, you need to chill out, you are way to drunk", and I was arguing with them. So I said "I need to go tell my parents I am not drunk!" and I ran inside..... with no pants on. Apparently I woke them up and tried to explain how sober I was. It didn't work.

My favorite part was the next morning. I woke up on the floor, with a pillow and a blanket. I had no pants on and one of my socks was half off. I crawled into bed and my dad came in almost right after. He says "you were pretty drunk last night huh". And I had no idea what went on, I was blacked out the whole night. So I replied "no... not really". and he says "do you want me to give you some examples?". And my heart skipped a beat when I realized I must have done something terrible when I was blacked out.

I found out the whole story late that day. Needless to say. Me = PWNED
 

akshatp

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Oct 15, 1999
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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: BrownTown
Well, one time when i was really drunk a fried of mine made a video of me falling over drunk that inevitably gets shown to everyone else and gets me laughed at. Still 3 years later and people apparently think its still funny :confused:.
.

That's a weak drunk story. Let me tell you mine.

So this was 3 years back and then a little under a month (September 17th actually). On the 16th we decided to do some day drinking. So we stock up for the next day. Come around 12pm on the 17th we were pretty hammered and called it quits for now. Eventually we sober up and are hanging out again. It's my parents anniversary that night so they are out of the house for a bit. They tell me they are going to dinner and a movie. So once they leave we all congregate at my parents house and start drinking again with a vengeance. Between 5 of us we kill a handle of Winners Cup Vodka by mixing it with orange juice.

By this point I am trashed beyond control. It gets dark and we realize my folks will be coming home soon and we must vacate the house. I live in an upper middleclass white suburb and this is a Wednesday night. The last thing I remember is going outside. I was attempting to ride my bike. I would get up, pedal once, twice then fall on my face. I did this three times before I made it out of the driveway. I called it quits right there.

So we started walking. Apparently I was running around screaming at other people who were walking. I started tackling mailboxes, ripping them out of the ground. Then I started kicking cars. At one point, I kicked a car then rang the doorbell of the house it was parked in front of. At this point we all split and I got separated from the others.

Later, and each of my friends has a good story but ill tell you mine, I was found underneath a car. I was hiding. My buddy was walking around looking for me and I whispered "hey, I?m under here!". So we started walked home.

We noticed my folks were back, so we were chilling outside. I figured it was a good time to take my pants off and run around the cul-de-sac. All my buddies were telling me "dude, you need to chill out, you are way to drunk", and I was arguing with them. So I said "I need to go tell my parents I am not drunk!" and I ran inside..... with no pants on. Apparently I woke them up and tried to explain how sober I was. It didn't work.

My favorite part was the next morning. I woke up on the floor, with a pillow and a blanket. I had no pants on and one of my socks was half off. I crawled into bed and my dad came in almost right after. He says "you were pretty drunk last night huh". And I had no idea what went on, I was blacked out the whole night. So I replied "no... not really". and he says "do you want me to give you some examples?". And my heart skipped a beat when I realized I must have done something terrible when I was blacked out.

I found out the whole story late that day. Needless to say. Me = PWNED

How old were you? And how old are you now?
 

akshatp

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Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: akshatp
On my honeymoon in Bora Bora this year, I jumped out of the kayak that my wife and I were in and went for a swim. I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind and flip her out of it too. Only when I tried to flip it I got dragged under somehow and the thing came back upright (didnt flip) and the force it came down with knocked me in the head HARD.

I got dizzy, wife was still dry and laughing her a$$ off seated safely in the kayak...

PWNED

Nicest sounding pwnage I've heard so far!

Ummm. thanks, i guess?
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: BrownTown
Well, one time when i was really drunk a fried of mine made a video of me falling over drunk that inevitably gets shown to everyone else and gets me laughed at. Still 3 years later and people apparently think its still funny :confused:.
.

That's a weak drunk story. Let me tell you mine.

So this was 3 years back and then a little under a month (September 17th actually). On the 16th we decided to do some day drinking. So we stock up for the next day. Come around 12pm on the 17th we were pretty hammered and called it quits for now. Eventually we sober up and are hanging out again. It's my parents anniversary that night so they are out of the house for a bit. They tell me they are going to dinner and a movie. So once they leave we all congregate at my parents house and start drinking again with a vengeance. Between 5 of us we kill a handle of Winners Cup Vodka by mixing it with orange juice.

By this point I am trashed beyond control. It gets dark and we realize my folks will be coming home soon and we must vacate the house. I live in an upper middleclass white suburb and this is a Wednesday night. The last thing I remember is going outside. I was attempting to ride my bike. I would get up, pedal once, twice then fall on my face. I did this three times before I made it out of the driveway. I called it quits right there.

So we started walking. Apparently I was running around screaming at other people who were walking. I started tackling mailboxes, ripping them out of the ground. Then I started kicking cars. At one point, I kicked a car then rang the doorbell of the house it was parked in front of. At this point we all split and I got separated from the others.

Later, and each of my friends has a good story but ill tell you mine, I was found underneath a car. I was hiding. My buddy was walking around looking for me and I whispered "hey, I?m under here!". So we started walked home.

We noticed my folks were back, so we were chilling outside. I figured it was a good time to take my pants off and run around the cul-de-sac. All my buddies were telling me "dude, you need to chill out, you are way to drunk", and I was arguing with them. So I said "I need to go tell my parents I am not drunk!" and I ran inside..... with no pants on. Apparently I woke them up and tried to explain how sober I was. It didn't work.

My favorite part was the next morning. I woke up on the floor, with a pillow and a blanket. I had no pants on and one of my socks was half off. I crawled into bed and my dad came in almost right after. He says "you were pretty drunk last night huh". And I had no idea what went on, I was blacked out the whole night. So I replied "no... not really". and he says "do you want me to give you some examples?". And my heart skipped a beat when I realized I must have done something terrible when I was blacked out.

I found out the whole story late that day. Needless to say. Me = PWNED

Ouch.

Worst I've ever done while drinking was to throw up all over the basement rug. I went upstairs to my parents bedroom to tell them the mess I made. They had to come downstairs and clean up all the vomit. They asked me 'if you felt like throwing up why didn't you do it in the bathroom instead!'. Thing is I didn't want to admit to myself how drunk I was so I kept trying to keep the vomit down while sitting on the sofa and telling myself, the wooziness will pass, just relax. Finally I couldn't hold it in any longer and started to stagger toward the bathroom, too little too late though.

This was after drinking about 2 bottles of red wine.
 

Locut0s

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Nov 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: akshatp
On my honeymoon in Bora Bora this year, I jumped out of the kayak that my wife and I were in and went for a swim. I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind and flip her out of it too. Only when I tried to flip it I got dragged under somehow and the thing came back upright (didnt flip) and the force it came down with knocked me in the head HARD.

I got dizzy, wife was still dry and laughing her a$$ off seated safely in the kayak...

PWNED

Nicest sounding pwnage I've heard so far!

Ummm. thanks, i guess?

Well I mean honeymoon + Bora Bora + silly accident that makes your girl laugh couldn't have made for a bad night ;)
 

illusion88

Lifer
Oct 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: BrownTown
Well, one time when i was really drunk a fried of mine made a video of me falling over drunk that inevitably gets shown to everyone else and gets me laughed at. Still 3 years later and people apparently think its still funny :confused:.
.

That's a weak drunk story. Let me tell you mine.

So this was 3 years back and then a little under a month (September 17th actually). On the 16th we decided to do some day drinking. So we stock up for the next day. Come around 12pm on the 17th we were pretty hammered and called it quits for now. Eventually we sober up and are hanging out again. It's my parents anniversary that night so they are out of the house for a bit. They tell me they are going to dinner and a movie. So once they leave we all congregate at my parents house and start drinking again with a vengeance. Between 5 of us we kill a handle of Winners Cup Vodka by mixing it with orange juice.

By this point I am trashed beyond control. It gets dark and we realize my folks will be coming home soon and we must vacate the house. I live in an upper middleclass white suburb and this is a Wednesday night. The last thing I remember is going outside. I was attempting to ride my bike. I would get up, pedal once, twice then fall on my face. I did this three times before I made it out of the driveway. I called it quits right there.

So we started walking. Apparently I was running around screaming at other people who were walking. I started tackling mailboxes, ripping them out of the ground. Then I started kicking cars. At one point, I kicked a car then rang the doorbell of the house it was parked in front of. At this point we all split and I got separated from the others.

Later, and each of my friends has a good story but ill tell you mine, I was found underneath a car. I was hiding. My buddy was walking around looking for me and I whispered "hey, I?m under here!". So we started walked home.

We noticed my folks were back, so we were chilling outside. I figured it was a good time to take my pants off and run around the cul-de-sac. All my buddies were telling me "dude, you need to chill out, you are way to drunk", and I was arguing with them. So I said "I need to go tell my parents I am not drunk!" and I ran inside..... with no pants on. Apparently I woke them up and tried to explain how sober I was. It didn't work.

My favorite part was the next morning. I woke up on the floor, with a pillow and a blanket. I had no pants on and one of my socks was half off. I crawled into bed and my dad came in almost right after. He says "you were pretty drunk last night huh". And I had no idea what went on, I was blacked out the whole night. So I replied "no... not really". and he says "do you want me to give you some examples?". And my heart skipped a beat when I realized I must have done something terrible when I was blacked out.

I found out the whole story late that day. Needless to say. Me = PWNED

How old were you? And how old are you now?


I was 17 and I am 21 now. My birthday is the 23rd of september.
 

akshatp

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Oct 15, 1999
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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: BrownTown
Well, one time when i was really drunk a fried of mine made a video of me falling over drunk that inevitably gets shown to everyone else and gets me laughed at. Still 3 years later and people apparently think its still funny :confused:.
.

That's a weak drunk story. Let me tell you mine.

So this was 3 years back and then a little under a month (September 17th actually). On the 16th we decided to do some day drinking. So we stock up for the next day. Come around 12pm on the 17th we were pretty hammered and called it quits for now. Eventually we sober up and are hanging out again. It's my parents anniversary that night so they are out of the house for a bit. They tell me they are going to dinner and a movie. So once they leave we all congregate at my parents house and start drinking again with a vengeance. Between 5 of us we kill a handle of Winners Cup Vodka by mixing it with orange juice.

By this point I am trashed beyond control. It gets dark and we realize my folks will be coming home soon and we must vacate the house. I live in an upper middleclass white suburb and this is a Wednesday night. The last thing I remember is going outside. I was attempting to ride my bike. I would get up, pedal once, twice then fall on my face. I did this three times before I made it out of the driveway. I called it quits right there.

So we started walking. Apparently I was running around screaming at other people who were walking. I started tackling mailboxes, ripping them out of the ground. Then I started kicking cars. At one point, I kicked a car then rang the doorbell of the house it was parked in front of. At this point we all split and I got separated from the others.

Later, and each of my friends has a good story but ill tell you mine, I was found underneath a car. I was hiding. My buddy was walking around looking for me and I whispered "hey, I?m under here!". So we started walked home.

We noticed my folks were back, so we were chilling outside. I figured it was a good time to take my pants off and run around the cul-de-sac. All my buddies were telling me "dude, you need to chill out, you are way to drunk", and I was arguing with them. So I said "I need to go tell my parents I am not drunk!" and I ran inside..... with no pants on. Apparently I woke them up and tried to explain how sober I was. It didn't work.

My favorite part was the next morning. I woke up on the floor, with a pillow and a blanket. I had no pants on and one of my socks was half off. I crawled into bed and my dad came in almost right after. He says "you were pretty drunk last night huh". And I had no idea what went on, I was blacked out the whole night. So I replied "no... not really". and he says "do you want me to give you some examples?". And my heart skipped a beat when I realized I must have done something terrible when I was blacked out.

I found out the whole story late that day. Needless to say. Me = PWNED

How old were you? And how old are you now?


I was 17 and I am 21 now. My birthday is the 23rd of september.

Interesting. I asked two questions and got three answers.
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: BrownTown
Well, one time when i was really drunk a fried of mine made a video of me falling over drunk that inevitably gets shown to everyone else and gets me laughed at. Still 3 years later and people apparently think its still funny :confused:.
.

That's a weak drunk story. Let me tell you mine.

So this was 3 years back and then a little under a month (September 17th actually). On the 16th we decided to do some day drinking. So we stock up for the next day. Come around 12pm on the 17th we were pretty hammered and called it quits for now. Eventually we sober up and are hanging out again. It's my parents anniversary that night so they are out of the house for a bit. They tell me they are going to dinner and a movie. So once they leave we all congregate at my parents house and start drinking again with a vengeance. Between 5 of us we kill a handle of Winners Cup Vodka by mixing it with orange juice.

By this point I am trashed beyond control. It gets dark and we realize my folks will be coming home soon and we must vacate the house. I live in an upper middleclass white suburb and this is a Wednesday night. The last thing I remember is going outside. I was attempting to ride my bike. I would get up, pedal once, twice then fall on my face. I did this three times before I made it out of the driveway. I called it quits right there.

So we started walking. Apparently I was running around screaming at other people who were walking. I started tackling mailboxes, ripping them out of the ground. Then I started kicking cars. At one point, I kicked a car then rang the doorbell of the house it was parked in front of. At this point we all split and I got separated from the others.

Later, and each of my friends has a good story but ill tell you mine, I was found underneath a car. I was hiding. My buddy was walking around looking for me and I whispered "hey, I?m under here!". So we started walked home.

We noticed my folks were back, so we were chilling outside. I figured it was a good time to take my pants off and run around the cul-de-sac. All my buddies were telling me "dude, you need to chill out, you are way to drunk", and I was arguing with them. So I said "I need to go tell my parents I am not drunk!" and I ran inside..... with no pants on. Apparently I woke them up and tried to explain how sober I was. It didn't work.

My favorite part was the next morning. I woke up on the floor, with a pillow and a blanket. I had no pants on and one of my socks was half off. I crawled into bed and my dad came in almost right after. He says "you were pretty drunk last night huh". And I had no idea what went on, I was blacked out the whole night. So I replied "no... not really". and he says "do you want me to give you some examples?". And my heart skipped a beat when I realized I must have done something terrible when I was blacked out.

I found out the whole story late that day. Needless to say. Me = PWNED

How old were you? And how old are you now?


I was 17 and I am 21 now. My birthday is the 23rd of september.

Interesting. I asked two questions and got three answers.

Scary something must be wrong with the Universe
 

illusion88

Lifer
Oct 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: BrownTown
Well, one time when i was really drunk a fried of mine made a video of me falling over drunk that inevitably gets shown to everyone else and gets me laughed at. Still 3 years later and people apparently think its still funny :confused:.
.

That's a weak drunk story. Let me tell you mine.

So this was 3 years back and then a little under a month (September 17th actually). On the 16th we decided to do some day drinking. So we stock up for the next day. Come around 12pm on the 17th we were pretty hammered and called it quits for now. Eventually we sober up and are hanging out again. It's my parents anniversary that night so they are out of the house for a bit. They tell me they are going to dinner and a movie. So once they leave we all congregate at my parents house and start drinking again with a vengeance. Between 5 of us we kill a handle of Winners Cup Vodka by mixing it with orange juice.

By this point I am trashed beyond control. It gets dark and we realize my folks will be coming home soon and we must vacate the house. I live in an upper middleclass white suburb and this is a Wednesday night. The last thing I remember is going outside. I was attempting to ride my bike. I would get up, pedal once, twice then fall on my face. I did this three times before I made it out of the driveway. I called it quits right there.

So we started walking. Apparently I was running around screaming at other people who were walking. I started tackling mailboxes, ripping them out of the ground. Then I started kicking cars. At one point, I kicked a car then rang the doorbell of the house it was parked in front of. At this point we all split and I got separated from the others.

Later, and each of my friends has a good story but ill tell you mine, I was found underneath a car. I was hiding. My buddy was walking around looking for me and I whispered "hey, I?m under here!". So we started walked home.

We noticed my folks were back, so we were chilling outside. I figured it was a good time to take my pants off and run around the cul-de-sac. All my buddies were telling me "dude, you need to chill out, you are way to drunk", and I was arguing with them. So I said "I need to go tell my parents I am not drunk!" and I ran inside..... with no pants on. Apparently I woke them up and tried to explain how sober I was. It didn't work.

My favorite part was the next morning. I woke up on the floor, with a pillow and a blanket. I had no pants on and one of my socks was half off. I crawled into bed and my dad came in almost right after. He says "you were pretty drunk last night huh". And I had no idea what went on, I was blacked out the whole night. So I replied "no... not really". and he says "do you want me to give you some examples?". And my heart skipped a beat when I realized I must have done something terrible when I was blacked out.

I found out the whole story late that day. Needless to say. Me = PWNED

How old were you? And how old are you now?


I was 17 and I am 21 now. My birthday is the 23rd of september.

Interesting. I asked two questions and got three answers.

Well if I said I was 17 and 21 now you would call me on the math saying pwned once more. I can only take so much pwnage in one night.
 

akshatp

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Oct 15, 1999
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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: BrownTown
Well, one time when i was really drunk a fried of mine made a video of me falling over drunk that inevitably gets shown to everyone else and gets me laughed at. Still 3 years later and people apparently think its still funny :confused:.
.

That's a weak drunk story. Let me tell you mine.

So this was 3 years back and then a little under a month (September 17th actually). On the 16th we decided to do some day drinking. So we stock up for the next day. Come around 12pm on the 17th we were pretty hammered and called it quits for now. Eventually we sober up and are hanging out again. It's my parents anniversary that night so they are out of the house for a bit. They tell me they are going to dinner and a movie. So once they leave we all congregate at my parents house and start drinking again with a vengeance. Between 5 of us we kill a handle of Winners Cup Vodka by mixing it with orange juice.

By this point I am trashed beyond control. It gets dark and we realize my folks will be coming home soon and we must vacate the house. I live in an upper middleclass white suburb and this is a Wednesday night. The last thing I remember is going outside. I was attempting to ride my bike. I would get up, pedal once, twice then fall on my face. I did this three times before I made it out of the driveway. I called it quits right there.

So we started walking. Apparently I was running around screaming at other people who were walking. I started tackling mailboxes, ripping them out of the ground. Then I started kicking cars. At one point, I kicked a car then rang the doorbell of the house it was parked in front of. At this point we all split and I got separated from the others.

Later, and each of my friends has a good story but ill tell you mine, I was found underneath a car. I was hiding. My buddy was walking around looking for me and I whispered "hey, I?m under here!". So we started walked home.

We noticed my folks were back, so we were chilling outside. I figured it was a good time to take my pants off and run around the cul-de-sac. All my buddies were telling me "dude, you need to chill out, you are way to drunk", and I was arguing with them. So I said "I need to go tell my parents I am not drunk!" and I ran inside..... with no pants on. Apparently I woke them up and tried to explain how sober I was. It didn't work.

My favorite part was the next morning. I woke up on the floor, with a pillow and a blanket. I had no pants on and one of my socks was half off. I crawled into bed and my dad came in almost right after. He says "you were pretty drunk last night huh". And I had no idea what went on, I was blacked out the whole night. So I replied "no... not really". and he says "do you want me to give you some examples?". And my heart skipped a beat when I realized I must have done something terrible when I was blacked out.

I found out the whole story late that day. Needless to say. Me = PWNED

How old were you? And how old are you now?


I was 17 and I am 21 now. My birthday is the 23rd of september.

Interesting. I asked two questions and got three answers.

Well if I said I was 17 and 21 now you would call me on the math saying pwned once more. I can only take so much pwnage in one night.

LOL
 

Jinru

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Originally posted by: Stumps
I had a car accident back in 1998, I was stupid and didn't have any insurance(I had only just bought the car and hadn't yet put insurance on it).
The Police labeled it as a "P Plater in a V8) case and even though I didn't cause the accident I was stuck with the bill.
I just ignored all court procedings and went about things as if they never happened.

Late in 2002 after working my ass off to buy a 1992 Nissian GTR Skyline R32 V spec, I went in to my bank to deposit the last little bit of cash that I needed before trotting down to the local jap importer to buy the freshly imported GTR they had gotten for me.

I was informed by the bank teller that I should contact my solicitor and that all the funds in my account had been garnished.
I near had a heart attack and after he figured out what was going on, it turned out that a court order back in 1998 had made me liable for the accident for up to 12 years and that the insurance company had found out through the taxation department that I was working and decided to help themselves to my hard earned cash and then some....my wage was to be garnished for up to 2 years to cover any extra penalties that court had imposed.

The only way out was to declare bankruptsy(which I am now clear of and have a working credit record again) which put an end to the wage garnishing which occured for 3 months, and forget about the money I had been saving for the past 9 months.

All up for an original AU$9700 bill it cost me AU$38,590 and I was still left with the bill for the importing of a car I could no longer buy....talk about PWNED.

omg :Q. that seriously came back and bit you in the ass, but thats what you get for ignoring a 10k bill! Sorry to hear you didn't get your Skyline, real shame.
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: Jinru
Originally posted by: Stumps
I had a car accident back in 1998, I was stupid and didn't have any insurance(I had only just bought the car and hadn't yet put insurance on it).
The Police labeled it as a "P Plater in a V8) case and even though I didn't cause the accident I was stuck with the bill.
I just ignored all court procedings and went about things as if they never happened.

Late in 2002 after working my ass off to buy a 1992 Nissian GTR Skyline R32 V spec, I went in to my bank to deposit the last little bit of cash that I needed before trotting down to the local jap importer to buy the freshly imported GTR they had gotten for me.

I was informed by the bank teller that I should contact my solicitor and that all the funds in my account had been garnished.
I near had a heart attack and after he figured out what was going on, it turned out that a court order back in 1998 had made me liable for the accident for up to 12 years and that the insurance company had found out through the taxation department that I was working and decided to help themselves to my hard earned cash and then some....my wage was to be garnished for up to 2 years to cover any extra penalties that court had imposed.

The only way out was to declare bankruptsy(which I am now clear of and have a working credit record again) which put an end to the wage garnishing which occured for 3 months, and forget about the money I had been saving for the past 9 months.

All up for an original AU$9700 bill it cost me AU$38,590 and I was still left with the bill for the importing of a car I could no longer buy....talk about PWNED.

omg :Q. that seriously came back and bit you in the ass, but thats what you get for ignoring a 10k bill! Sorry to hear you didn't get your Skyline, real shame.

Yeah. Question for Jinru though, what did you expect was going to happen? Did you think the government was going to let a $9000+ bill just slide if you ignored it long enough?
 

illusion88

Lifer
Oct 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Stumps
I had a car accident back in 1998, I was stupid and didn't have any insurance(I had only just bought the car and hadn't yet put insurance on it).
The Police labeled it as a "P Plater in a V8) case and even though I didn't cause the accident I was stuck with the bill.
I just ignored all court procedings and went about things as if they never happened.

Late in 2002 after working my ass off to buy a 1992 Nissian GTR Skyline R32 V spec, I went in to my bank to deposit the last little bit of cash that I needed before trotting down to the local jap importer to buy the freshly imported GTR they had gotten for me.

I was informed by the bank teller that I should contact my solicitor and that all the funds in my account had been garnished.
I near had a heart attack and after he figured out what was going on, it turned out that a court order back in 1998 had made me liable for the accident for up to 12 years and that the insurance company had found out through the taxation department that I was working and decided to help themselves to my hard earned cash and then some....my wage was to be garnished for up to 2 years to cover any extra penalties that court had imposed.

The only way out was to declare bankruptsy(which I am now clear of and have a working credit record again) which put an end to the wage garnishing which occured for 3 months, and forget about the money I had been saving for the past 9 months.

All up for an original AU$9700 bill it cost me AU$38,590 and I was still left with the bill for the importing of a car I could no longer buy....talk about PWNED.


I do submit this post for the most pwned.