What's the worst you are willing to admit to have been p0wned?

[Locut0s]

We've all done some stupid things in our lives. Or things that seemed good at the time only to have something happen latter leaving you standing there looking like the ultimate village idiot. But the question is what are you willing to fess up to. What is the worst you have been p0wned? Don't post about the time you lost at CS to some noob though, we don't want to hear about it.

Edit: When I was in grade school I was running track and field during PE one day on our schools gravel field. At one point I turned my head to see how far behind the others were. When I turned my head back forward the wooden goal post was 2 inches from my face. I ran head first into it at full tilt. Next thing I knew I was on the ground with many concerned faces staring down at me. I had a goose egg the size of a real egg on my forehead for almost a week.

 

[Brackis]

Complaining to people about the level of stupidity in my colleges student body, then got a 68 and 72 on two in class essay exams on back to back days.

 

[KarmaPolice]

incharge of a school play in highschool.

Lets just say i was very depressed, lied a lot, and didnt do what I was suppose to...

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
incharge of a school play in highschool.

Lets just say i was very depressed, lied a lot, and didnt do what I was suppose to...

Is that really getting p0wned though? To be official you have to be really 'put in your place' by something.

 

[dennilfloss]

Give me some time. I'll surely think of something.

 

[TXHokie]

Partied and pulled an all nighter studying for a Physics test and then fell asleep during the test. Professor came by at the end of the test and tapped on shoulder "Son, wake up".

 

[mwmorph]

valentines day, girl i was in love with back in freshman year of high school(so i'm pretty nerveous and have a minimal idea of how women work).

I gave her flowers and the whole nine yeard, little did I know just last week she started going out with ym friend on the varsity basketball team(6'4" 200lbs big guy).

Not cool.

Nothing else i guess in the last 6 or so years.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
incharge of a school play in highschool.

Lets just say i was very depressed, lied a lot, and didnt do what I was suppose to...

Is that really getting p0wned though? To be official you have to be really 'put in your place' by something.

trust me there was a whole lot of powned going on ....

 

[j00fek]

got dossed while i was in school, about it

 

[Reel]

I lost at CS to some noob.

 

[huberm]

in basic military training, accidentally stepped on instructors polished boot. Took me out back and let me have it, all while letting me know i am the scum of the earth (as well as my brother).

major pwnage :disgust:

 

[jlbenedict]

Originally posted by: huberm
in basic military training, accidentally stepped on instructors polished boot. Took me out back and let me have it, all while letting me know i am the scum of the earth (as well as my brother).

major pwnage :disgust:

What service? And when?

 

[NFS4]

I owned myself to the tune of $258 when I curbed the HELL out of my Mazda3's two passenger side 17" wheels at the Credit Union drive through. I don't know WTF I was thinking (or if I was thinking at all). First time I've done something like that in 11 years of driving. Luckily, I found two brand new OEM replacements on eBay for $99 each + shipping.

 

[BrownTown]

Well, one time when i was really drunk a fried of mine made a video of me falling over drunk that inevitably gets shown to everyone else and gets me laughed at. Still 3 years later and people apparently think its still funny .

EDIT: also done the whole stay up all night studying for a quiz/doing homework and then sleeping threw class, like 10 times. Never missed a test, but it is still extremely frustrating to spend 6 hours doing a homework only to sleep threw class when it due and get no credit for it.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
We've all done some stupid things in our lives. Or things that seemed good at the time only to have something happen latter leaving you standing there looking like the ultimate village idiot. But the question is what are you willing to fess up to. What is the worst you have been p0wned? Don't post about the time you lost at CS to some noob though, we don't want to hear about it.

so whats your story or do you just want to laugh at people?

 

[snoopdoug1]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Locut0s
We've all done some stupid things in our lives. Or things that seemed good at the time only to have something happen latter leaving you standing there looking like the ultimate village idiot. But the question is what are you willing to fess up to. What is the worst you have been p0wned? Don't post about the time you lost at CS to some noob though, we don't want to hear about it.

so whats your story or do you just want to laugh at people?

that's what i was thinking

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Freeway on the winter, chunk of ice flying off a transport, and my front bumper.

Do the math.

- M4H

 

[2Xtreme21]

Don't reach for a falling cup of coffee while making a 90 degree turn at a light. Ended up having to get a whole new tire because I ran right into the curb and burned the sh*t out of my hand. Double pwnage.

 

[Golgatha]

At a church camp of all places...10-12year old church kids are the :evil:!

1) Toothpaste on the face, wet gummy life savers all over my blanket (dried and stuck to my blanket by morning), and a small bar of foamed up soap shoved down into my bvttcrack.

2) Walking back from the mall, I was jumped by 5 thugs when I was 12 years old and they took a huge bag of sour balls I had just purchased at the candy store.**

**Thankfully, these thugs never got any bigger and their leader got p0wned by me in high school my freshman year (his little minions were one grade behind him FTW) when he tried to pick a fight with a friend of mine who was smaller than him...well worth every one of the 3days in detention. Just remember kids; Karma's a huge biatch!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
incharge of a school play in highschool.

Lets just say i was very depressed, lied a lot, and didnt do what I was suppose to...

Charlie Brown?

 

[Locut0s]

For those who wondered about my story see the edit. When I first posted I couldn't think of anything very interesting that had happened recently.

 

[Baked]

I WTFPWND a couple of cars while parking this god damn minivan I rented for a weekend. Oh wait...

 

[KrillBee]

Back in 6th grade in elementary school I collected star wars cards (i was a major nerd) and one of my nerdy friends did as well. back then we were so obsessed about the cards that we were making our own star wars cards, by scanning a ton of them on color copy machines, taking the copies and cutting up the words, numbers, pictures on the copied cards and using them to make our own cards.

I passed a note to him in a crumpled ball by flinging it accross the floor, which contained information for him about a new Star Wars card i created called "Feisty Jawa" and ithe Jawa's cool abilities. The problem was that the note didnt arrive by his desk. it hit a pole and landed in the middle of the classroom on the floor. Well the teacher saw it and called me out on it.

As a punishment i was required to write up 30 handwritten copies (for my 30 classmates) of the exact note that i sent to my friend talking about the feisty jawa card. It took forever to write the notes, and the whole class was like 'wtf' after reading the notes. Apparently they didnt understand the coolness of the "feisty jawa".

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: KrillBee
Back in 6th grade in elementary school I collected star wars cards (i was a major nerd) and one of my nerdy friends did as well. back then we were so obsessed about the cards that we were making our own star wars cards, by scanning a ton of them on color copy machines, taking the copies and cutting up the words, numbers, pictures on the copied cards and using them to make our own cards.

I passed a note to him in a crumpled ball by flinging it accross the floor, which contained information for him about a new Star Wars card i created called "Feisty Jawa" and ithe Jawa's cool abilities. The problem was that the note didnt arrive by his desk. it hit a pole and landed in the middle of the classroom on the floor. Well the teacher saw it and called me out on it.

As a punishment i was required to write up 30 handwritten copies (for my 30 classmates) of the exact note that i sent to my friend talking about the feisty jawa card. It took forever to write the notes, and the whole class was like 'wtf' after reading the notes. Apparently they didnt understand the coolness of the "feisty jawa".

I would think the teacher would have thought the fact that you will never get laid would be punishment enough.

 

[Goosemaster]

In high school, during Crew practice, I got hit in the face by a boat, almsot flipped, and rolled down the dock ramp...