What's the worst possible way of getting rejected/dumped?

aplefka

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I clicked 3 times. Nothing came up. If this is all you have to offer, I suggest trying again.
 

iamwiz82

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What about the one where the guy gets chocolates or something and a video. He eats the chocolates and then watches the video, which shows in GF/wife having sex with another guy, and then the other guy finishes his duty in a bowl of chocolate mix and the woman says "we are through!"
 

kranky

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Person 1: Knock-knock!
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Not you, anymore.
 

k1pp3r

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asked a girl for her number and she responded with "1-800-nevercallme"
in front of a bunck of friends, i told her that was to many numbers
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: iamwiz82
What about the one where the guy gets chocolates or something and a video. He eats the chocolates and then watches the video, which shows in GF/wife having sex with another guy, and then the other guy finishes his duty in a bowl of chocolate mix and the woman says "we are through!"

My question is why would someone watch the whole video
 

Bumrush99

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Worst ways I can imagine being dumped.

1) Waking up in the morning with a Lorena Bobitt type wound
2) Gunshot wound to the head
3) Contract Killing
4) Death by poisoning
5) "Bring on the Gimp"
 

intogamer

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Dec 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: k1pp3r
asked a girl for her number and she responded with "1-800-nevercallme"
in front of a bunck of friends, i told her that was to many numbers

:laugh:

edit- ants in the pants.
 

meltdown75

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when she just starts seeing someone else, bam. you find out when you see them together. :( it happened. eheh
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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I had a friend ask a girl out one time and she replied... "You have nice eyes... but that's about it. No thanks."

Ouch.
 

ggnl

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Originally posted by: Ravven
Having her do it just as you drop your pants......that would suck :)

Or right after...

"It's so...small.

I don't think it's working out. Can we just be friends?"
 

Bootprint

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How about after fooling around, things get a little anal and you end up with something you can't get out and she just walks out.
Just try explaining to the Emergency department why you have a barbie doll playing bongos on your prostate.
 

csyberblue

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the worst way a person can breakup with someone is telling them through a powerpoint presentation.

someone really did do that.