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What's the worst pickup line you've ACTUALLY heard someone use?
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PhoenixOrion
Diamond Member
I was playing pool with my buddy at a local billiard parlor.
Girl comes up to me and says "I bet I can beat you in a game of pool."
I was thinking "WTF, you gotta be kidding me" coz I'm pretty good at billiards, almost majored it in college.
She was hot so I just let her win the game and had to buy her a drink coz that was the bet.
EDIT: Her pickup line worked but still that was a weak line especially if a guy used it on a girl.
Girl comes up to me and says "I bet I can beat you in a game of pool."
I was thinking "WTF, you gotta be kidding me" coz I'm pretty good at billiards, almost majored it in college.
She was hot so I just let her win the game and had to buy her a drink coz that was the bet.
EDIT: Her pickup line worked but still that was a weak line especially if a guy used it on a girl.
zanieladie
Diamond Member
I am a female so I am interested in coming back and reading the posts that guys make in this thread. 🙂
PhoenixOrion
Diamond Member
What I'm trying to say is that if I used "I bet I can beat you in a game of pool" on somebody that it probably would not have worked that easily.
A good looking woman can use any cheesy line like that.
A good looking woman can use any cheesy line like that.
FrustratedUser
Lifer
*** News flash ***
- Hot girls don't need pickup lines -
PhoenixOrion
Diamond Member
But she did.
And it was a cheesy one at that.
FrustratedUser
Lifer
Yeah well I meant hot girls can get away with ANY pickup line rendering the actual pickup line redundant.
So you got laid....?
PhoenixOrion
Diamond Member
We exchanged numbers that night.
Went out twice and that was it.
PhoenixOrion
Diamond Member
Here's another one I remember:
2 friends and I went to a dance club.
We were standing by the bar closest to the dance floor.
2 girls come up to our group.
First girl mentions "What are you guys doing here standing all alone?" (Shouting over the loud dance music)
Immediately after that, second girl directs her attention to me and says "Hi, you have that ambiguous beauty. What are you?"
The first line: I don't even know what to think. I wanted to say something smartass but I didn't.
The second line: I was thinking "wtf do you mean by ambiguous beauty????
2 friends and I went to a dance club.
We were standing by the bar closest to the dance floor.
2 girls come up to our group.
First girl mentions "What are you guys doing here standing all alone?" (Shouting over the loud dance music)
Immediately after that, second girl directs her attention to me and says "Hi, you have that ambiguous beauty. What are you?"
The first line: I don't even know what to think. I wanted to say something smartass but I didn't.
The second line: I was thinking "wtf do you mean by ambiguous beauty????
S
SlitheryDee
Well I was at a bar with some friends and after awhile we were sitting at a table talking to some girls that had somehow joined our group (I really don't know where they came from). So anyway one of the girls was sitting next to me with one of my friends on the other side of her. They looked like they were getting along pretty well, kinda speaking in low tones that weren't meant for the rest of the group but that I could hear from my position. one thing I overheard was "***** I know we just met but I'm, like, soo into you. It's like I knew you in a past life or something". I thought it was corny as hell but she seemed to eat it up.
iamaelephant
Diamond Member
Last night actually.
"Hey beautiful!" *grabs tits*
"Hey beautiful!" *grabs tits*
I only have one. Back in a the day, we used to hang out with this kid... total douchebag. He was all talk, about his car, about everything he knows yadda yadda but we all made fun of him because was such a big bullsh*tter. He will make the perfect lawyer. Anyways, we're at this pub where we always get late night meals after hanging out, and a cute waitress comes up. Keep in mind, this guy is not at all atrractive and kind of pudgy. After she takes our order, he says "i'm sorry but i dont see your number in here" (point in the menu)
What followed was the most awkward silence EVER. All of my friends put our heads down in shame as she just gave a polite laugh, stared at him for a moment, then walked away. It was so bad that even I felt bad for this douche! That was a rare thing to happen. These days, this kid claims to be the worlds biggest player, but he is still the same douche. He lies to girls like its his job just to sleep with them. He claims to sleep with a lot of girls, but we have yet to see any girls come forth. Recently though, no one wants anything to do with him.
What followed was the most awkward silence EVER. All of my friends put our heads down in shame as she just gave a polite laugh, stared at him for a moment, then walked away. It was so bad that even I felt bad for this douche! That was a rare thing to happen. These days, this kid claims to be the worlds biggest player, but he is still the same douche. He lies to girls like its his job just to sleep with them. He claims to sleep with a lot of girls, but we have yet to see any girls come forth. Recently though, no one wants anything to do with him.
FrustratedUser
Lifer
I have one:
Hanging out at a kind of 'upscale' trendy bar / night club. Nice place with a great out door area with bars where the loud music from the dance floor was muted so you could speak in a normal tone - great place. Great mix of people.
Like I said I was hanging out at a table with some friends checking out the view. Scanning discreetely my eyes locked onto a very nice blonde. The look was returned and just long enough to get the message through. 😉 That happened a few times. I then moved up to her and said Hi. She said Hi and we went dancing............. ended up at her place and fscked like rabbits the next 3 weeks.
'Hi' clearly doesn't qualify as a bad pickup line. It's all about the build up.
Hanging out at a kind of 'upscale' trendy bar / night club. Nice place with a great out door area with bars where the loud music from the dance floor was muted so you could speak in a normal tone - great place. Great mix of people.
Like I said I was hanging out at a table with some friends checking out the view. Scanning discreetely my eyes locked onto a very nice blonde. The look was returned and just long enough to get the message through. 😉 That happened a few times. I then moved up to her and said Hi. She said Hi and we went dancing............. ended up at her place and fscked like rabbits the next 3 weeks.
'Hi' clearly doesn't qualify as a bad pickup line. It's all about the build up.
LcarsSystem
Senior member
:camera:'s.
FrustratedUser
Lifer
That was 10 years ago so no pics.
LcarsSystem
Senior member
🙁:thumbsdown::frown::brokenheart:
Haha, well, it's nice to hear about girl conquests on ATOT every once in awhile gives some people here hope. 🙂
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