what's the worst movie you've ever sat through?

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Possessed Freak

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The Piano

Honorable Mention (the only movie I did not watch all the way through, thus does not qualify): Gods and Generals.
 

SN4p

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Max Payne.

I had such high hopes for it, and it was fucking TERRIBLE!

A lot of you people also have very poor taste in movies.

Edit: Also, the new Punisher. Turned off 15 minutes before the end. Couldn't take it anymore.
 

DT4K

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Originally posted by: SN4p
Max Payne.

I had such high hopes for it, and it was fucking TERRIBLE!

A lot of you people also have very poor taste in movies.

Edit: Also, the new Punisher. Turned off 15 minutes before the end. Couldn't take it anymore.

I had moderate expectations. Video game movies usually suck, but Marky Mark doesn't usually make bad movies.

I thought it was mediocre, not horrible.
 

Sumguy

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Epic Movie. It was the only one in that line of shitfests that I paid for and sat all the way through, the rest I watched parts of at home.

The Life Aquatic.......I could never bring myself to watch more than the first 20 minutes.
 

ArizonaSteve

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Unbreakable.

It's the one that instantly comes to mind, since it's the only movie where I've walked out of the theater halfway through. What a slow-moving snoozefest that was. I'm amazed it hasn't already been mentioned.
 

Delita

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Originally posted by: MadPeriot
Worst movies:
All the Matrix series (worst acting ever)
Batman begins (story sucks and trying too hard)
Alien vs. Predator (can't see whats going on)
Forest Gump (some retard running)
Saving Private Ryan (I laughed throughout this whole movie)

That's probably because you are a total douche
 

PepePeru

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Dirty Dancing : Havana Nights

yes, I was trying to get some pussy.

and I didn't.

and the pussy, had it I got it, wouldn't have made up for that movie.
 

ohtwell

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Probably Wanted! That movie was awful!!!! Luckily I didn't have to pay anything to watch it, as my friend rented the Blu-Ray.

The worst movies I've paid to watch were, The Happening and Inkheart


: ) Amanda
 

JS80

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Originally posted by: judasmachine
AvP Requiem. I would say Transformers I, but I just rolled over and went to sleep.

heh my wife and i were watching transformers in bed and we both fell asleep.
 

oiprocs

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Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Blues Brothers 2000. Possibly the worst squeal of all time!

I'm pretty sure the worst was Lloyd in the doggie mobile.
 

StinkyPinky

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My girlfriend back in the day dragged me out to that Spice Girls movie. Truely bad.

I thought Dangerous Minds was awful as well. Everyone just went because of the Coolio song, but the movie itself sucked.
 

MagnusTheBrewer

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It's a toss up, Fahrenheit 9/11 and Apocalypse Now both had the same relationship to reality i.e. none to speak of.