What's the worst lie you ever told while trying to get laid?

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: InlineFive
"Your Mom loves it!"

lolololol


Aside from that, this thread is dumb, is the OP after a boost to her smug sense of self-rightousness or something?

Good question, but she will, of course, deny this.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Eghck

Originally posted by: HotChic
Well?

you first...

Not applicable. Virgin til married, never lied for that purpose.

thought those were just rumours.. wow.. how old were u when u got married?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SilentZero
"I love you"

yep, that's the one i was looking for. i think guys do break out the "L-bomb" for nookie.

But we love nookie.

 

[anxi80]

"ill only put the tip in, i swear."

 

[Chryso]

"The kids are asleep"

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SilentZero
"I love you"

yep, that's the one i was looking for. i think guys do break out the "L-bomb" for nookie.

It's not really a lie, its an unfinished sentence.

What is said: "I love you"

What would have been said if the sentence was completed: "I love your *****"