What's the worst lie you ever told while trying to get laid?

[AreaCode707]

Well?

 

[upsciLLion]

I've never lied while trying to, "get laid."

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: HotChic
Well?

you first...

 

[InlineFive]

Lie as in to get laid or while getting laid?

 

[DrPizza]

I've never lied for that purpose.

 

[shimsham]

oh no. youre not going to pic this little brain.

edit: not pick, but pic.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Eghck

Originally posted by: HotChic
Well?

you first...

Not applicable. Virgin til married, never lied for that purpose.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

I'm leaving in the morning for the front lines, I just want to sleep with Hotchic before I die

 

[BrianH1]

"it's over between her and I"

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: InlineFive
Lie as in to get laid or while getting laid?

I prefer to lie while getting laid.


Not terribly exciting for my partner, but it feels great to me and I'm lazy.

 

[Ronstang]

I never had to lie to get laid. Women are not that stupid anyway....if they seem to be then they want to get laid just as much as you and don't care about your BS anyway.

 

[jcovercash]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
I never had to lie to get laid. Women are not that stupid anyway....if they seem to be then they want to get laid just as much as you and don't care about your BS anyway.

QFT.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Not lied but I said to her... 'it's better to have fun while you're young and attractive than to try to have fun while fighting age...'


It worked! :thumbsup:

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
I never had to lie to get laid. Women are not that stupid anyway....if they seem to be then they want to get laid just as much as you and don't care about your BS anyway.

While women may not be that intellectually stupid, they are most certainly that emotionally stupid.

To clarify: if they know you are lying and let you get away with it, it is not because they are horny as hell and want to ****** anything with a point on it (as men are - well except for the point thing), but because they simply cannot understand on a fundamental level that a man can sleep with them and really not give a ****** any more than he would for a used kleenex.

 

[rmrf]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Not applicable. Virgin til married, never lied for that purpose.

 

[Nutdotnet]

Originally posted by: jcovercash

Originally posted by: Ronstang
I never had to lie to get laid. Women are not that stupid anyway....if they seem to be then they want to get laid just as much as you and don't care about your BS anyway.

QFT.

Haha...you two give WAY too much credit to women. There are some DUMB women out there, trust me, I've met plenty. I don't lie to women (I don't lie period) but I've seen it happen, quite hilarious. Stupid, stupid, girls.

 

[iamme]

"i coined the phrase, 'pardon my French!'", GLC

 

[InlineFive]

"Your Mom loves it!"

 

[RelaxTheMind]

i thought virgins were mystical creatures... lying to get laid is like finding the secret password to open a magically sealed door.

 

[DAGTA]

I haven't lied to get laid but I'll post some of the lies I've heard other guys use. Some of my friends would say just about anything to get in a girl's pants through high school and college.

- "I'm rich"
- "I have a 9 inch *penis*"
- "I don't have a girlfriend"
- "Of course, I love you!"
- "Yes I want more than just sex from you"
- *some made up story showing what a bad-ass he is* <--- I was amazed how often this works
- "No, I don't sleep around"
- "You are special to me"
- "It'll be more than just one night"

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: InlineFive
"Your Mom loves it!"

:laugh:

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: InlineFive
"Your Mom loves it!"

lolololol


Aside from that, this thread is dumb, is the OP after a boost to her smug sense of self-rightousness or something?

 

[StormRider]

Thanks for the tips.

 

[SilentZero]

"I love you"

 

[StormRider]

What was your co-worker's comment that caused this thread?