What's the worst date you ever had!?!

GoingUp

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Thought this might be a fun little thread for all of you AT nerds. There has gotta be plenty of horror stories to go around based on the fact that people create threads of when they are going on dates and all of the other crap that has happened to them. So give us all a good laugh or make us feel your pain with the worst dates ever.

I'll get the ball rolling with this one.

So I had met this girl at a party and we had been dating for about 3 weeks. Everything was going great and we had dinner planned for a Thursday night right before spring break. I had to work, but then I was going to go pick her up from her work and we would go out to dinner. So anyways, I'm at work surfing the net cause it's a slow day and no computers broke down, and I decided that I wanted to go look at some TV's. I left work a bit early to go look at a TV at Circuit City. It was the middle of rush hour and I had to change lanes. There were a ton of cars in front of me, all lined up at an intesection for over half a block. They must have been inching foward because I don't remember brake lights; but I went to check my blind spot before changing lanes and looked back to realize that all the cars in front of me were stopped.

I hit the breaks and thought "Oh sh!t here I go" as I plowed into the woman in front of me at about 40mph. The Airbag went off a little late, right in front of my face as I got slammed back into the seat. My Corsica was totaled, the front of it looked like an accordian. Luckily her car was taller than mine, so I only tore off her muffler and damaged her bumper; but since I only had basic collision coverage I couldn't get my car repaired. I could barely get the doors open on my car and since the inside was filled with that powderly crap and electrical smell from the airbag I wanted to wait outside. The temperature was below zero that day, and since I was only going from the car to the door of my work, I didn't bring a hat or gloves. Great planning. So I'm all shook up about the car, while hopping around from the cold. The police come, cite me for inattentive driving and tow my car. I got dropped off at the nearest mall and called my roommate to pick me up.

He finally picked me up and I am a half an hour late for the date as we head back. He drops me off where I meet this girl at work and she is suprised to see me get out of another car. I apologize to her for being late and explain that I totaled my car after work. She expresses her condolances and we walk to dinner. Half way through dinner, out of nowhere she gives me the, "I'm not ready for a relationship, we should just be friends" line. It turned out that she just broke up with her BF, which I was unaware of, and basically she used me as the rebound guy for a couple of weeks. After some more awkward conversation and an even more awkward goodbye I went home; pissed as hell. A couple of days later I was laughing about all of it though; because I have such bad luck it's funny sometimes and hey, it makes for a great story. It all worked out in the end though as I met my current girlfriend 2 weeks later and we have been together almost 6 months.
 

Jfur

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Oh my... It was either:

1) The bodybuilder with the motorcycle who thought it would be exciting to evade the police (while I was on the back of the damn thing) -- I still don't know why we were escaping and he spent the rest of the time flexing and weighing food items (at the restaurant) on a scale so he could calculate protein requirements or something; or
2) The cute marine who did not talk. At all. Until he finally went into a thirty-minute discussion of how he cleans his many guns.
 

kherman

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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Thought this might be a fun little thread for all of you AT nerds. There has gotta be plenty of horror stories to go around based on the fact that people create threads of when they are going on dates and all of the other crap that has happened to them. So give us all a good laugh or make us feel your pain with the worst dates ever.

I'll get the ball rolling with this one.

So I had met this girl at a party and we had been dating for about 3 weeks. Everything was going great and we had dinner planned for a Thursday night right before spring break. I had to work, but then I was going to go pick her up from her work and we would go out to dinner. So anyways, I'm at work surfing the net cause it's a slow day and no computers broke down, and I decided that I wanted to go look at some TV's. I left work a bit early to go look at a TV at Circuit City. It was the middle of rush hour and I had to change lanes. There were a ton of cars in front of me, all lined up at an intesection for over half a block. They must have been inching foward because I don't remember brake lights; but I went to check my blind spot before changing lanes and looked back to realize that all the cars in front of me were stopped.

I hit the breaks and thought "Oh sh!t here I go" as I plowed into the woman in front of me at about 40mph. The Airbag went off a little late, right in front of my face as I got slammed back into the seat. My Corsica was totaled, the front of it looked like an accordian. Luckily her car was taller than mine, so I only tore off her muffler and damaged her bumper; but since I only had basic collision coverage I couldn't get my car repaired. I could barely get the doors open on my car and since the inside was filled with that powderly crap and electrical smell from the airbag I wanted to wait outside. The temperature was below zero that day, and since I was only going from the car to the door of my work, I didn't bring a hat or gloves. Great planning. So I'm all shook up about the car, while hopping around from the cold. The police come, cite me for inattentive driving and tow my car. I got dropped off at the nearest mall and called my roommate to pick me up.

He finally picked me up and I am a half an hour late for the date as we head back. He drops me off where I meet this girl at work and she is suprised to see me get out of another car. I apologize to her for being late and explain that I totaled my car after work. She expresses her condolances and we walk to dinner. Half way through dinner, out of nowhere she gives me the, "I'm not ready for a relationship, we should just be friends" line. It turned out that she just broke up with her BF, which I was unaware of, and basically she used me as the rebound guy for a couple of weeks. After some more awkward conversation and an even more awkward goodbye I went home; pissed as hell. A couple of days later I was laughing about all of it though; because I have such bad luck it's funny sometimes and hey, it makes for a great story. It all worked out in the end though as I met my current girlfriend 2 weeks later and we have been together almost 6 months.


I think at that point, I would have left the table to "go to the bathroom" and stuck her with the bill.
 

GoingUp

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We just went out for an informal dinner at Noodles....we were then gonna go to a movie but for obvious reasons we didnt.
 

Desslok

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Originally posted by: Jfur
Oh my... It was either: 1) The bodybuilder with the motorcycle who thought it would be exciting to evade the police (while I was on the back of the damn thing) -- I still don't know why we were escaping and he spent the rest of the time flexing and weighing food items (at the restaurant) on a scale so he could calculate protein requirements or something; or 2) The cute marine who did not talk. At all. Until he finally went into a thirty-minute discussion of how he cleans his many guns.



Jfur-That 30 min discussion on cleaning of his weapons didn't turn you on? Damn Note to self don' t talk about cleaning my guns on the first date.
 

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Several yrs ago whern I was newly divorced some friends decided I needed to get fixed up with someone.They went on and on about how they'd found the perfect person for me,the guy was a scupltor,Harvard educated,yada,yada, so I agree to meet him.


I was living in a gorgous huge house at the time and had a 6ft 4 inch tall male roomate(who was also probably one of the funniest dudes I've ever met,Lloyd,the Jewish Buddist) Ok date night rolls around, the doorbell rings,I answer it and don't see anybody till I look down and there's this unbelevivably small man standing there, the guy couldn't have been more than 5ft 3 0r 4 even in shoes(I'm close to 5ft 9) ok,I recover my composure and my manners and invite him in, no reason to be rude, my friends spoke so highly of him, the guy must be really nice right ?


We go into the living room and this person begins speaking to me which was cool till I notice that he's so short that he's looking up at my breasts and speaking to them instead of to me! wanting to end the ackwardness I offer him some coffee and head out into the kitchen,in the meantime enter the 6ft 4 inch tall roomate who comes bounding down the stairs,peeks into the living room and yells "Wtf,is this in the living room,the Keebler Elf?"

I still laugh when I remember that incident !


then there was the psychotic BPD detective who cleaned his nails repeatedly with the biggest knife I've ever seen and runied my appetite discussing sex crimes stats over dinner.
 

Robet

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Originally posted by: Jfur
Oh my... It was either:

1) The bodybuilder with the motorcycle who thought it would be exciting to evade the police (while I was on the back of the damn thing) -- I still don't know why we were escaping and he spent the rest of the time flexing and weighing food items (at the restaurant) on a scale so he could calculate protein requirements or something; or
2) The cute marine who did not talk. At all. Until he finally went into a thirty-minute discussion of how he cleans his many guns.

Jfur, you win the bad date contest.
baffled2, was that the worst date ever for you or him?
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Robet
Originally posted by: Jfur
Oh my... It was either:

1) The bodybuilder with the motorcycle who thought it would be exciting to evade the police (while I was on the back of the damn thing) -- I still don't know why we were escaping and he spent the rest of the time flexing and weighing food items (at the restaurant) on a scale so he could calculate protein requirements or something; or
2) The cute marine who did not talk. At all. Until he finally went into a thirty-minute discussion of how he cleans his many guns.

Jfur, you win the bad date contest.
baffled2, was that the worst date ever for you or him?



Actually,though I wanted to die of embarrassment at the time, my roomate's assessment of the guy was pretty spot on, the guy was creepy to the max,sort of like an evil troll who lives under the bridge .
 

bmacd

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What's the worst date you ever had!?!

When i sprained my wrist...er....j/k. Um..i've had plenty of dates that didn't work in my favor. Instead, i'll say my best date: I was infatuated with a girl and thought i loved her. They were unrequited feelings. She liked me a lot, but wasn't ready for another relationship after getting out an an abusive relationship herself. We hung out a lot after work, spent a lot of time together on and off the clock, but i finally asked her out on a date....and it went so miserable, but it was the greatest thing for me....it let me see what everybody was telling me "...move on..she's just gonna do it again". We've never spoke of the date once and now we rarely talk to each other, even at work. Although she was the one that i could see myself with, i'm glad it went the way it did.

-=bmacd=-
 

Prom. She didnt dance with me AT ALL, didnt pay for a thing, and didnt say thank you at the end of the night. No, I didnt get any either. God I hate that snotty b!tch
 

glenn1

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What's the worst date you ever had?

Easy. I had a date once where during the course of the evening (well, it was pretty much the end of the evening at that point), i found out that she was engaged and getting married in a couple of weeks. I was pretty much her "trial run" prior to the wedding to "make sure she was making the right decision." Gotta love being the guinea pig
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BoberFett

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I dated Katie during the summer between my junior and senior year of high school. I didn't have my drivers license yet, so she did all the driving in her mom's mammoth Oldsmobile. The last time we went out we decided to go see a movie, I still remember it was Point Break. The parking lot at the theater was pretty full, so we drove around for a while looking for a spot. She finally spotted one, but there was no way that car was going to fit in that spot. She insisted it would fit and started to pull in. I braced for impact as she scraped against the tiny little econobox to our right.

"You just hit that car."
"No I didn't."
"I saw the car bouncing around, I heard metal scraping."

We got out of the car and surveyed the damage. I saw a piece of trim from the other car lying on the ground.

"There's no damage" she says.
"There's a piece of the car lying there. You hit it."
"Let's just go into the movie."

At this point I'm tired of trying to convince her that she just creamed this car. After the movie we went back to her house, and her mom was waiting up for her. Apparently someone had seen the accident, watched us walk away, then called the police. The cops stopped by her mom's house looking for someone for a hit and run.

I left quietly and never talked to her again.
 

bmacd

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Originally posted by: BoberFett
I dated Katie during the summer between my junior and senior year of high school. I didn't have my drivers license yet, so she did all the driving in her mom's mammoth Oldsmobile. The last time we went out we decided to go see a movie, I still remember it was Point Break. The parking lot at the theater was pretty full, so we drove around for a while looking for a spot. She finally spotted one, but there was no way that car was going to fit in that spot. She insisted it would fit and started to pull in. I braced for impact as she scraped against the tiny little econobox to our right.

"You just hit that car."
"No I didn't."
"I saw the car bouncing around, I heard metal scraping."

We got out of the car and surveyed the damage. I saw a piece of trim from the other car lying on the ground.

"There's no damage" she says.
"There's a piece of the car lying there. You hit it."
"Let's just go into the movie."

At this point I'm tired of trying to convince her that she just creamed this car. After the movie we went back to her house, and her mom was waiting up for her. Apparently someone had seen the accident, watched us walk away, then called the police. The cops stopped by her mom's house looking for someone for a hit and run.

I left quietly and never talked to her again.

lmfao....if not your worst date, then the funniest to say the least.

-=bmacd=-
 

Originally posted by: BoberFett
I dated Katie during the summer between my junior and senior year of high school. I didn't have my drivers license yet, so she did all the driving in her mom's mammoth Oldsmobile. The last time we went out we decided to go see a movie, I still remember it was Point Break. The parking lot at the theater was pretty full, so we drove around for a while looking for a spot. She finally spotted one, but there was no way that car was going to fit in that spot. She insisted it would fit and started to pull in. I braced for impact as she scraped against the tiny little econobox to our right.

"You just hit that car."
"No I didn't."
"I saw the car bouncing around, I heard metal scraping."

We got out of the car and surveyed the damage. I saw a piece of trim from the other car lying on the ground.

"There's no damage" she says.
"There's a piece of the car lying there. You hit it."
"Let's just go into the movie."

At this point I'm tired of trying to convince her that she just creamed this car. After the movie we went back to her house, and her mom was waiting up for her. Apparently someone had seen the accident, watched us walk away, then called the police. The cops stopped by her mom's house looking for someone for a hit and run.

I left quietly and never talked to her again.

ROFL
 

Red Dawn

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I met some chick at a bar and we seemed to hit it off so I asked her out. On the way to dinner she gave me the "I just want to be friends" BS so I turned the car around and took her back home. I already had friends and I was going to be damned if I was going to spend my hard earned cash just to have the so called pleasure of having another one.
 

SaltBoy

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I met some chick at a bar and we seemed to hit it off so I asked her out. On the way to dinner she gave me the "I just want to be friends" BS so I turned the car around and took her back home. I already had friends and I was going to be damned if I was going to spend my hard earned cash just to have the so called pleasure of having another one.

Now THAT'S awesome! :D:D
 

SirChadwick

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Well, it all started on a Sunday evening at Ryans steakhouse. I met a hot young blonde at the salad bar and she just started talking to me out of the blue. She seemed as sweet as could be and had a body to die for. She tells me that she's starting college this year, but was reluctant to do so b/c of her possilbe record deal. She's also a preacher's daughter. So after we talk for a while, I get her number and say I'll give her a call....

I call her and we make plans for a 1st date....we went out to eat, watched a movie back at my place....cuddled and the whole 9 yards. You know, a typical good first date. So I call her a couple days later to ask her on a 2nd date......here's where it goes bad.

Ok, so we go out to eat Japanese and for some reason I'm feeling uncomfortable. She starts talkin my head off all about herself and how many guy friends she's got....blah blah blah. Then she gets out her cell phone and starts making calls to everyone from Alex to Zorro. So after our meal, she says lets go to Walmart. I'm like wtf...Walmart? uhhh...ok. So we go there and she shows me everything she wants to get for her new apartment. Then she starts busting out singing some "Little Mermaid" song as loud as she can right in the middle of the store. I mean she's good......but come on.... I was like shut the hell up bi+ch. Ok, so then she takes me to the kids toys isle and starts looking at barbies. She sees the Brittany Spears doll and says "My doll should be coming out soon...are you gonna buy it?" I'm like....sure, just to shut her up.

Anyway, still having a possible lucky night on my mind (don't know what I was thinkin) I let the little tramp talk me into buying a $40 blender. Some fancy Hamilton Beach one. She says she wants to drink with me. So we drive out to the liquor store and I spend more money....ugggh. We make Amaretto Sours and talk a little back at my place. She is being very distant w/ me though. We laid on my bed and she is like on the other side w/ a leg hanging off and she's completely ignoring me. By this time I'm thinking the date has gone completely sour. However she then says lets go to my new apartment so I can introduce you to my new Phi Mu sisters. I'm thinking hmmm....me and 3 fine girls yippee!!! Quartarge Tois! So I get there and my date is soooo caught up with her sorority life and sisters that she pays me absolutely no attention at all. I'm sitting around trying to make conversation, but they just keep talking about their scrap books and Frat guys they hang with. That's all I could take. I grabbed my blender, liquor and all and said I'm out! Told them to have a wonderful night together and walked straight out the door. And while I was leaving.... my date ran out the door and said wait, when are you going to call me again! I was like take a hint bi+ch, as soon as I get done deleting your number out of my cell phone (or at least I was thinking this in my mind.) I really just said next week sometime....but haven't called her since. So what did I learn from this date....

1) Never date a preachers daughter
2) Never date a sorority girl (there are few exceptions)
3) To think twice before wasting my money and time on a woman again
 

I met some chick at a bar and we seemed to hit it off so I asked her out. On the way to dinner she gave me the "I just want to be friends" BS so I turned the car around and took her back home. I already had friends and I was going to be damned if I was going to spend my hard earned cash just to have the so called pleasure of having another one.

Damn right Red !

(I have too many so called girl "Friends" already)
 

jemcam

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Ah, I can one up that. Dated this hot looking English chick that was an alcoholic, which I didn't know until a week or so later. She was really cool and nice when sober, but she tied one on every night. She put out easily, but she would get very mean afterwards. She would also fart loudly and laugh about it, even in bed. She'd spread her legs and let it rip! One night I'd had enough and I cussed her out, told her to never fvcking call me again and dropped her at her door step at 4 a.m.

She calls me 6 hours later acting like we had a great time last night. I was really cold, and reminded her about all that happened, and she remember none of it, but apoligized. I told her thanks but no thanks, don't bother me again. She had no idea what I was talking about!

BTW, she also gave me genital warts which really sucked explaining it to a doctor and getting a 'script for it.