Originally posted by: Ilmater
The first girl I ever had sex with cheated on me the same night I had sex with her. I had only been with her 3 times, so I clearly acknowledge that I was not good, but that was rough.
But really it was pretty mild. She was driving me nuts always wanting to kiss me around other people, which I hated. When I found out, I drank a :beer: to her being a b1tch, and called her up the next day:
"So, you cheated on me huh?"
"I'm so sorry I..."
"Nah, no big deal. I'll get over it. Hope things work out well for you."
*click*
That's the WORST breakup I've ever had, and it was pretty civil. If I saw her tomorrow, I really wouldn't even be mad.
Originally posted by: LanceM
I helped cause a breakup that was a long time coming:
My (former) roommate (we'll call him David) was dating this girl (we'll call her Claire) for about 8 months in college. He left for a spring semester internship in an adjacent state.
Claire confided in me that she wanted to see other people *while still stringing David along*, without him ever finding out. The hint from her was that I was her first choice. I thought this was pretty skanky (especially since I was already dating another one of our friends), so I planned to tell David.
Oddly enough, David knew that I had family/friends in the area of his new internship, and confided in me that HE wanted to get some nookie on the side. This set up quite an interesting situation.
I told each of them that I'd set them up with a good friend. I then instructed both to get on AIM and change their screennames. Then I introduced them to each other, without knowing who the other was. I told them both to lie about their locations, their real names, etc. Can't ever be too safe whilst cheating, you know.
Apparently it took them about half an hour to realize that they not only knew each other, but that they were currently dating. I got my truck egged, but it washed right off. My smile never has.
Much credit goes to my then-girlfriend/current-fiancee for helping set up David's side of the scenario.
Originally posted by: LanceM
I helped cause a breakup that was a long time coming:
My (former) roommate (we'll call him David) was dating this girl (we'll call her Claire) for about 8 months in college. He left for a spring semester internship in an adjacent state.
Claire confided in me that she wanted to see other people *while still stringing David along*, without him ever finding out. The hint from her was that I was her first choice. I thought this was pretty skanky (especially since I was already dating another one of our friends), so I planned to tell David.
Oddly enough, David knew that I had family/friends in the area of his new internship, and confided in me that HE wanted to get some nookie on the side. This set up quite an interesting situation.
I told each of them that I'd set them up with a good friend. I then instructed both to get on AIM and change their screennames. Then I introduced them to each other, without knowing who the other was. I told them both to lie about their locations, their real names, etc. Can't ever be too safe whilst cheating, you know.
Apparently it took them about half an hour to realize that they not only knew each other, but that they were currently dating. I got my truck egged, but it washed right off. My smile never has.
Much credit goes to my then-girlfriend/current-fiancee for helping set up David's side of the scenario.
Originally posted by: LanceM
I'll be honest and say that I would have not had the idea to introduce one to the other if they hadn't both come to me at practically the same time. It was just luck.