Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box
of condoms... bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields, and some
illegal fireworks. Oh, and one of those disposable enemas. Nah, better make it two.
I have worked as a checker in a grocery store for over 6 years. I have to say the absolute strangest combination a person has EVER bought in my line is:
1 cucumber
1 bottle KY jelly
1 box condoms
It's not the combination of products that makes me laugh. It is the fact that this MAN looked like he was 80 years old!! Guess senior citizens like to have fun, too. I will never forget that.
Out of pure coincidence, the only two things I needed were condoms and Comet sink cleaner. Both me and the checkout girl stood there chuckling, not saying anything for like 3 minutes, just trying to figure out something witty to say about the situation. I said something stupid about multitasking that only a nerd would laugh at. Then I went home, got laid, and cleaned my kitchen sink.
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