Whats the toughest, most drool-resistant teddy bear on the market?

[AViking]

You're giving this as a gift to a female and it needs to be drool resistant?

Damn son....

I'm not sure what to say to that.

 

[shortylickens]

You're giving this as a gift to a female and it needs to be drool resistant?

Damn son....

I'm not sure what to say to that.

She's pregnant. The gift is for the baby she will eventually shat.

 

[shortylickens]

So she is a Hooters girl? Why are you buying her something for her kid, especially the way you've been talking about her?

Friend of an acquaintance of friend. The close friend I need to keep happy. She hooks me up with hotties so I dont need to hunt down girls to laugh at me.

 

[AViking]

Protip: Nobody gives a shit about drool on a teddybear.

If it really matters maybe they make one that holds up well in the wash.

/thread

 

[BoomerD]

Friend of an acquaintance of friend. The close friend I need to keep happy. She hooks me up with hotties so I dont need to hunt down girls to laugh at me.

 

[alkemyst]

Friend of an acquaintance of friend. The close friend I need to keep happy. She hooks me up with hotties so I dont need to hunt down girls to laugh at me.

HOLY FUCK! So someone three degrees separated from you is throwing hotties at you?

His he Kevin Bacon?

 

[alkemyst]

Protip: Nobody gives a shit about drool on a teddybear.

umm, maybe you and the OP should hook up and compare notes.

 

[shortylickens]

Protip: Nobody gives a shit about drool on a teddybear.

If it really matters maybe they make one that holds up well in the wash.

/thread

I dont want a cheap bear that loses its brown dye with drool all over it.

Thats an amateur tip. Cuz I didnt get paid for it.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

friend of an acquaintance of friend. The close friend i need to keep happy. She hooks me up with hotties so i dont need to hunt down girls to laugh at me.

what

the

fuck

 

[alkemyst]

She's pregnant. The gift is for the baby she will eventually shat.

just sayin' babies don't come out of that hole. You must be doing it wrong.

 

[shortylickens]

See?
She raised your horribly.

Is that what all this pedo stuff is about? You got issues with having a shitty mother?

 

[alkemyst]

See?
She raised your horribly.

Is that what all this pedo stuff is about? You got issues with having a shitty mother?

Shorty, if you just went after the moms instead of the chicks still wanting Teddy Bears, I am sure you could get laid finally for free.

 

[shortylickens]

what

the

fuck

I


DONT




KNOW!



You seem to think you know everything about me. Why dont you tell me what the fuck instead of asking?

You are the dumbest genius I've ever seen.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Shorty, if you just went after the moms instead of the chicks still wanting Teddy Bears, I am sure you could get laid finally for free.

Let's not get crazy or carried away here.....

 

[IndyColtsFan]

I


DONT




KNOW!



You seem to think you know everything about me. Why dont you tell me what the fuck instead of asking?

You are the dumbest genius I've ever seen.

You defy explanation shorty.

 

[manimal]

I think its time Shorty unplugs his computer and go out in search of a real life.

 

[alkemyst]

I think its time Shorty unplugs his computer and go out in search of a real life.

but

but

but

 

[KLin]

Why drool resistant? Planning on buying one with a wireless camera inside?

 

[alkemyst]

Why drool resistant? Planning on buying one with a wireless camera inside?

I am sure he'd like to hear your research results.

 

[Papagayo]

 

[KLin]

I am sure he'd like to hear your research results.

You're trying too hard.

 

[alkemyst]

You're trying too hard.

You went full retard handing out teddy bears with wireless cameras inside them.

I don't know this Teddy Bear game, is it something the other forum created that didn't pan out so good for you guys now?

 

[KLin]

You went full retard handing out teddy bears with wireless cameras inside them.

I don't know this Teddy Bear game, is it something the other forum created that didn't pan out so good for you guys now?

 

[shortylickens]

I think its time Shorty unplugs his computer and go out in search of a real life.

Already had it. Wasnt much fun.

Except for the sex. And since that stopped I got even less motivation to try at life.
I think I'll just watch Breaking Bad. People seem to be talking a lot about it.

 

[shortylickens]

You defy explanation shorty.

Then why do you always act like you knew what I was up to?