Whats the toughest, most drool-resistant teddy bear on the market?

[alkemyst]

Then give me a good teddy bear brand, I'll fake buy it and you can go away.

Personally, perhaps you'd be the toughest, most drool-resistant 'teddy bear' on the market?

 

[waggy]

Gonna take some of those with you for your next solo visit to Chucky Cheese?

fucking boomer. that was going to be my post =(

 

[Capt Caveman]

I'm guessing the OP is looking to tell his mom what he wants for his birthday?

 

[RossMAN]

Is Shorty the new amdhunter?

 

[shortylickens]

I'm guessing the OP is looking to tell his mom what he wants for his birthday?

http://www.askross.com/AnandTech/QuasmoRossMAN.mp3

 

[RossMAN]

http://www.askross.com/AnandTech/QuasmoRossMAN.mp3

 

[Sinsear]

I'm guessing the OP is looking to tell his mom what he wants for his birthday?

Chuck E Cheese explanation by Boomer more likely; he has a track record established

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Teddy bears are easy to make / sew.

Just make one out of ballistic nylon.

Oh shit, there's probably a market for that.

 

[shortylickens]

Chuck E Cheese explanation by Boomer more likely; he has a track record established

its true, the schoolyard council has previously decreed girls posses cooties. Your analysis is always dead on.

 

[brainhulk]

 

[AMD64Blondie]

WTF is going on?

 

[brainhulk]

Chuck E Cheese explanation by Boomer more likely; he has a track record established

Are you sayin op is a pedophile that likes to pretend that other people's girlfriends are his?

 

[JManInPhoenix]

Get a bear dog-toy from petsmart. They are tough and drool resistant.

 

[waggy]

If its on Amazon that would be great, but not essential.

ok. real question. Why? even normal teddy bear's are fine with this. unless the kid's drool is toxic anyway.

make sure though you get one that is soft yet made well. nothing worse then a kid getting attached to one and it fall apart.

also get 2-3 of the same one (if they get attached). that way you can sub in one that is getting dirty so they don't have issues when you wash it or it starts falling apart.

 

[amdhunter]

I Googled your question and got this thread as a result.

 

[mmntech]

To paraphrase the great radio host Ron Bennington, never get advice from some asshole on the internet.

 

[shortylickens]

Are you sayin op is a pedophile that likes to pretend that other people's girlfriends are his?

Yup, I fuck other peoples girlfriends at chuck e cheese.


Do you have any advice on teddy bears?

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Yup, I fuck other peoples girlfriends at chuck e cheese.


Do you have any advice on teddy bears?

How about this one?

 

[brainhulk]

I hear these are pretty water resistant

 

[Squeetard]

By droll you mean sperm, right there furry?

 

[shortylickens]

How about this one?

No, fuck that.
She's not a good Hooters girl.

She's vain and flaky and self-centered and has sex with men while not married.

 

[KeithTalent]

Does it need like, special holes in it? If so, pm me.

KT

 

[shortylickens]

Does it need like, special holes in it? If so, pm me.

KT

Nope.
Its a gift.
For a female.

 

[KeithTalent]

Nope.
Its a gift.
For a female.

Ah, then I got nothing.

KT

 

[IndyColtsFan]

No, fuck that.
She's not a good Hooters girl.

She's vain and flaky and self-centered and has sex with men while not married.

So she is a Hooters girl? Why are you buying her something for her kid, especially the way you've been talking about her?