Whats the toughest, most drool-resistant teddy bear on the market?

[shortylickens]

If its on Amazon that would be great, but not essential.

 

[mmntech]

This raises so many questions

 

[DesiPower]

This raises so many questions

Agreed, especially when its Shorty...

 

[shortylickens]

And unsurprisingly, no fucking answers.

Are you assholes ashamed to admit you readily know a good brand?

 

[MongGrel]

Something made out of concrete perhaps, but I've no children ever.

Just kidding a bit.

 

[phucheneh]

http://www.amazon.com/KONG-Teddy-Bea.../dp/B0000632T8

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I fear any member of this forum that can cite teddy bear drool-resistance statistics.

 

[BoomerD]

Gonna take some of those with you for your next solo visit to Chucky Cheese?

 

[Sinsear]

This raises so many questions

Not really; i find it answers them

 

[Sinsear]

Gonna take some of those with you for your next solo visit to Chucky Cheese?

lulz found

 

[shortylickens]

Gonna take some of those with you for your next solo visit to Chucky Cheese?

no, your mother almost drowned me last time. Needed a damn sponge.

 

[shortylickens]

http://www.amazon.com/KONG-Teddy-Bea.../dp/B0000632T8

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[BoomerD]

no, your mother almost drowned me last time. Needed a damn sponge.

Well, fuck...she's been dead for almost 20 years and even she knows you didn't belong there.

 

[alkemyst]

And unsurprisingly, no fucking answers.

Are you assholes ashamed to admit you readily know a good brand?

Maybe ask the dude with the pink bunny here that snorggles it?

You can live in his car together.

 

[shortylickens]

Well, fuck...she's been dead for almost 20 years and even she knows you didn't belong there.

if your mother was so fucking smart she would have raised a decent human being. Since she clearly did not, I wont be taking advice from her pathetic offspring on what it considers "proper".

 

[alkemyst]

Is this what is needed when the Free Candy on a van no longer is working?

 

[Sinsear]

OP is a tool

 

[BoomerD]

if your mother was so fucking smart she would have raised a decent human being. Since she clearly did not, I wont be taking advice from her pathetic offspring on what it considers "proper".

You keep telling yourself that it's fine for a sick, perverted 30-something male who still lives with his mommy to go solo to Chucky Cheese...

You really need to see a mental health professional...

 

[IndyColtsFan]

ok, that might do. I just wont tell the new mom that it was intended for dogs.
She's a blonde so it wont be hard to convince her.
Hell, she didnt need much convincing to take multiple loads into her bare cooch.

Slut.

Let me guess - one of your "friends" from Hooters?

 

[DesiPower]

OMG, this thread is going places... so much potential

 

[BoomerD]

Let me guess - one of your "friends" from Hooters?

Maybe for his new fake girlfriend?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Let me guess - one of your "friends" from Hooters?

Could be Shorty Jr's new wifey.

 

[alkemyst]

Let me guess - one of your "friends" from Hooters?

Sven, the bar back and buser?

 

[shortylickens]

You keep telling yourself that it's fine for a sick, perverted 30-something male who still lives with his mommy to go solo to Chucky Cheese...

You really need to see a mental health professional...

You're the one obsessing over me. I think you should go first.

 

[shortylickens]

Maybe for his new fake girlfriend?

Then give me a good teddy bear brand, I'll fake buy it and you can go away.