What's The Top 3 Worst New Movie's You've Seen

mztykal

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New movies would be movies that are still in theatres(sp?)...

Mine are as follows:

- What Lies Beneath
- Urban Legends: Final Cut
- ??? Ran outta crappy movies...
 

toph99

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i have seen way too many crappy movies. i have blocked them out of my mind because of that(to keep what little sanity i have left... ;)) but yes, i must agree with the Urban Legends 2 vote. though i did quite like the incident with the window acting like a guillotine(spell?)
 

DirkBelig

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mosdef=mosDUM. (MIB r00l3d, llama! Buckeroo Banzai was cool, too.)

1. Gladiator
2. GLADIATOR
3. GLADITOR!!!
 

kduncan5

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I personally know of three, but unfortunately they're all the same movie. Namely, Blair Witch Project. I thought it was going to be alot better than it turned out to be. I still, to this day, do not understand what all the hoopla was about:disgust: -kd5-
 

AvesPKS

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In no particular order:

Highlander: Endgame
Star Trek: Generations
Me, Myself and Irene
 

Triumph

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Godzilla 2000

stigmata was pretty bad, too. and end of days. but end of days becomes entertaining when you add your own dialogue from other schwarteneger movies. like adding "Jingle all the vay!" at inoportune times.
 

mosdef

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DirkBelig - You're an idiot. From what you're saying Gladiator was worse than MIB. That's the most ignorant statement I ever heard. Also there was that "song" Here Come the Men In Black which was quite possibly the most irritating song ever composed.

-mosdef
 

apoppin

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Hands down - worst movie ever (new to me) was "Crash" with James Spader as a weird sex and automobile crash film. It was about as much fun as checking out someone's raw scar from a recent operation. I actually felt queasy during the film and watched some of it in Fast Forward. Bleech!

Number 2 would be the "Blair Witch Project".

Three could be any number of recent "poor" films including: "Next Friday", "Deuce Bigalo Male Gigalo", "The Beach", "Ghost Dog", "What Planet are You From?" or "Stigmata".
 
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there are two movies I can think off the top of my head

"godzilla 2000"
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"lets talk about sex" - darn I was pulled by a girl to see that - maybe she was hinting something but I didnt do anything.
 

Dedpuhl

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Jawbreaker - Rose Magowan. This was probably the worst movie EVER
Held up - Jamie Foxx is funny but this movie sucked so hard....
Wild Wild West - Horrible and not worth the hype...
 

Triumph

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thin red line?!?! wtf??? that's probably the best movie i've seen in the last year!! something wrong with you.
 

ItsmeItsme

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How could you not like Me, Myself, and Irene? That is quite possibly the most hilarious movie of the summer. Scary Movie sucked. Don't get me wrong it was freaking hilarious too, but it was too much like Scream. I know it was a parody of that movie, but they should've made it just a parody of all scary movies because lord knows they made fun of all of them.
 

Redwingsguy

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Thin Red line was a very good movie, but to the average not very military type person it probably seemed very confuseing....

Triumph have you ever seen Full Metal Jacket? I thought you might like it if you like Thin Red Line, but it was made in 1976 i think, still good though
 

noxipoo

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bikini car wash company 1 and 2. it was ok i guess, but worst i've seen. and i've seen countless B movies :)