What's the Stupidest Quote Ever?

[schizoid]

"...sometimes...just sometimes, when I'm wiping my butt, I have to sniff, just to make sure the toilet paper hasn't lost structural integrity."

-- schizoid

 

[boyRacer]

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[grrl]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Gilda Radner "most women would rather run the risk of having cancer than be fat" ironically she died of cancer.

Does that really qualify as stupid? I suspect it's true.

 

[shady123]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: dighn
buggy shlt

lol.. Problems? 😉

lol

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Gilda Radner "most women would rather run the risk of having cancer than be fat" ironically she died of cancer.

Does that really qualify as stupid? I suspect many woman would agree with her.

 

[Talon02]

Originally posted by: biffbacon
"If it weren't for my horse I wouldnt have spent that year in college"

Dont think about it too long, or blood will shoot out your ears....

thanks lewis black

You stole mine dammit!

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: Jhill
There are 2 books called bush-isms. Quotes from George Bush.
They are really funny.

And this is for the orginal poster.
Mahiah Carey

Hmmm. Which one should I believe, Urban Legends or Attrition.org?

 

[Turin39789]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." ?George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Turin39789
"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." ?George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

😉

 

[Fritzo]

nm

 

[Mayhem1869]

"What do they think social security is...a federal program ?"

George H.W. Bush